A short comment on what I've read so far of "Eclipse"

[apocalypsos]

Oh, for fuck's sake. If I wanted to be "entertained" by a dick-waving contest between two hot guys, I think I already have that porno on my computer. And at least the guys in the porno won't talk.

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[smallcaps.livejournal.com]

Or sparkle.

(Edited for icon.)

[sabotabby]

Link plz.

Also, hee hee hee.

[deathbymutation.livejournal.com]

-headdesk- i really hated that part. Bella is just too fucking nice. She needs to go all chuck norris on both their asses and become a lesbian.

[theliel.livejournal.com]

because guys fighting over you shows how much they LOVE you and how SPECIAL you are!

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

....I'm not sure we can handle Sparkly!Lesiban penis-waving. Er. Clitoris-waving.

[rachel-w-wings.livejournal.com]

Ha! Swordfighting! :D

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

You are braver than I am; I couldn't manage to pick that book up.

[deathbymutation.livejournal.com]

ok good point. Maybe Bella could become a narcissist? Jacob and Edward could then hold hands and skip. **has disturbing visual**

[paranoyd.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I may have to actually read this book, at least the dick-waving parts.

Unless that's metaphorical.

[st-aurafina.livejournal.com]

Oh, you poor child. It's not going to get any better. You be strong now.

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

http://shinga.deviantart.com/art/Head-Trip-Twilight-Sucks-85504254
Here, have an awesome. I can't tell if I love you or fear you. P'haps both. Loar? Feve? fleoavre? eee!

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Saw this, thought of you: