Random things

[apocalypsos]

-- Yay! I got my typewriter necklace in the mail! It's so wee and cute! I've been wanting to get one of those Scrabble tile necklaces for a while, so yay! :)

-- Obamas Expected To Have Sex In White House, Insiders Say. The news that President Obama may soon be having sex in the White House was greeted by his supporters with decidedly mixed emotions. "I'm a little glad and a little sad," said Danielle Garcia-Robinson, a college student and Obama volunteer from Madison, Wisconsin. "I'm glad if he's happy and feeling pleasure but deep down a little part of me will always wish he were having sex with me," Ms. Garcia-Robinson said. Her boyfriend, David Nagel, echoed her sentiment. "That's how I feel, too," he said. *dies laughing*

-- Still haven't seen Twilight. Still in the middle of my work shift. Possibly won't see Twilight even when my days off roll around or when I maybe get a two-week layoff next rotation.

-- I may take an LJ break the next four days I have off. I want to get as much writing done on The Grand Prize Winner as possible and LJ's just too much of a distraction. Besides, fandom's either been upsetting me or pissing me off lately and I've been making a bad habit (well, my usual habit -- see also, the rest of my pathetic life) of sticking my foot in my mouth lately, SO. I think I need a mini-vacation.

-- Urgh, the kids in this town. Yeah, keep standing under my living room window and screaming obsceneties at each other, you little fuckwits.

Comments

[etoilepb.livejournal.com]

Urgh, the kids in this town. Yeah, keep standing under my living room window and screaming obsceneties at each other, you little fuckwits.


This is the kids in so, so many towns. Not here where I'm living now, nor where I grew up, but in every single place I've lived in between... it's so disappointing to me that they can't think of a single better thing to do...

[budclare.livejournal.com]

Stick your head out your window and offer to teach them some new swear words. It'll probably freak them out enough that they'll bugger off.

[florahart]

Well god, I HOPE they have sex in the White House. Since the other choice is four (eight?) years of not having sex, which, that would be a criminal waste, man. Look at them!

Heh.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

Obamas Expected To Have Sex In White House, Insiders Say. The news that President Obama may soon be having sex in the White House was greeted by his supporters with decidedly mixed emotions. "I'm a little glad and a little sad," said Danielle Garcia-Robinson, a college student and Obama volunteer from Madison, Wisconsin. "I'm glad if he's happy and feeling pleasure but deep down a little part of me will always wish he were having sex with me," Ms. Garcia-Robinson said. Her boyfriend, David Nagel, echoed her sentiment. "That's how I feel, too," he said.

The very fact that this whole thing was written is killing me. XD

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

I thought the Obamas thing you quoted was from The Onion. I was genuinely shocked that it was real.

[agent-mimi.livejournal.com]

"He's not saying they definitely will have sex," said an Obama confidante who declined to be named, "But he's not ruling it out. He's also not ruling out having sex more than once."

Ha!

[spiritof1976.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God. He'll be having sex....with his wife!



Well, I guess he needs to differentiate his presidential style from Clinton's.