La, la, la ...

[apocalypsos]

-- Somebody needs to get Eric some twins of his on.

-- Oh, Serena. Are you going to a funeral in that? Two straps might be more appropriate, maybe?

-- Rufus, please get a haircut.

-- Speaking of people's hairs, oh, Chuck's poor rumpled grieving hair.

-- Oh, man, I hate Jenny's purse. That big gold safety pin is just ... ugh. I actually like her outfit, though. A pretty high hem for a funeral outfit, but when doesn't she wear a high hem?

-- "Am I going to have to stick my finger down your throat? Nate can hold your hair back." *chokesplorfles* That just sounds about right for their relationships with Chuck.

-- I keep hoping this show will do something wild by making Chuck Rufus and Lily's secret illegitimate love child but if they do that, that's officially the crackiest theory I've ever thrown on the table that's come true. It won't, though. Damn it.

Somebody write me that story. It's never leaving my head unless I read it or write it and there's no way I have the time to write it right now.

-- I can't believe I'm rooting for Dan to hook up with Serena. Jesus, anybody's better than Aaron.

-- I'm finding Cyrus and Eleanor more adorable than I should. Possibly.

-- Chuck! Just for being mean to Eric you need smacking around. That's like kicking a puppy.

-- My general esteem of all of these characters will lift if they all forgive Chuck for getting drunk and snapping the heads off everyone he knows. For all the petty stupid things they can do to one another, they're still his friends and family.

-- Oh, man, Blair hugging Cyrus ... awwww. She's such a daddy's girl, even when he's not her real daddy. And when he's shorter than she is. :)

-- Dorota looks so pretty! And for once I like Serena's dress! It's so rare that that happens.

-- Chuck crying in Blair's arms nearly made me cry. I was THIS close. When they break, they break hard.