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Jan. 15th, 2004 09:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosI heard a weird rumor today.
You know the "Bewitched" movie they're making? And how they have Nicole Kidman playing Sam and Will Ferrell playing Darrin?
Well, from what I heard, they're shopping around for another Darrin. Apparently, Will's still going to play Darrin, but about halfway through, they're just going to switch Darrins and never, ever make mention of it.
No idea why, but I am in sweet, mad, passionate love with this rumor. We shall marry, but only in Belgium, as it's the only place to marry gossip without pissing on the sanctity of marriage at the same time.
EDIT: Great, now my writing muse wants to go back to my finished novel, "Dead Men in Dark Suits," and edit like mad until I can finally wave it at editors without embarrassment.
You as my friends list now have permission to queue up in an Airplane-esque line and beat the living crap out of her in the most creative way possible. Go for it!
*user shoves her writing muse in the direction of her friends list and waits for the pummeling to commence*
BRIDE OF EDIT: Okay, now she wants me to write an X-Men Movieverse/Queer Eye crossover. You have my permission to shoot her.
SON OF EDIT: ACK! Now it's gay mutant crossover porn!
In the face! Shoot her in the face!
You know the "Bewitched" movie they're making? And how they have Nicole Kidman playing Sam and Will Ferrell playing Darrin?
Well, from what I heard, they're shopping around for another Darrin. Apparently, Will's still going to play Darrin, but about halfway through, they're just going to switch Darrins and never, ever make mention of it.
No idea why, but I am in sweet, mad, passionate love with this rumor. We shall marry, but only in Belgium, as it's the only place to marry gossip without pissing on the sanctity of marriage at the same time.
EDIT: Great, now my writing muse wants to go back to my finished novel, "Dead Men in Dark Suits," and edit like mad until I can finally wave it at editors without embarrassment.
You as my friends list now have permission to queue up in an Airplane-esque line and beat the living crap out of her in the most creative way possible. Go for it!
*user shoves her writing muse in the direction of her friends list and waits for the pummeling to commence*
BRIDE OF EDIT: Okay, now she wants me to write an X-Men Movieverse/Queer Eye crossover. You have my permission to shoot her.
SON OF EDIT: ACK! Now it's gay mutant crossover porn!
In the face! Shoot her in the face!
