(Eating at the food court in the mall, talking about those stupid diamond commercials)
Bryan: Jewelry is what you give a girl when you give up.
Me: What do you mean?
Bryan: Like, "Fine, I admit it. I don't pay attention to your hobbies, your favorite TV shows, movies, or music, what kind of books you might like, how you dress, what you like to eat, what you do in your spare time, where you might like to go on vacation, what your house looks like on the inside, or anything about you in general other than that you're a woman. So here, have a diamond."
Me: *dies*
Bryan: Jewelry is what you give a girl when you give up.
Me: What do you mean?
Bryan: Like, "Fine, I admit it. I don't pay attention to your hobbies, your favorite TV shows, movies, or music, what kind of books you might like, how you dress, what you like to eat, what you do in your spare time, where you might like to go on vacation, what your house looks like on the inside, or anything about you in general other than that you're a woman. So here, have a diamond."
Me: *dies*