Huh. How about that?

[apocalypsos]

So let me see if I understand the Vatican and the Pope correctly.

1. Stopping gay sex is just like saving the environment.
2. Birth control ruins the environment.
3. Gay people should stop taking the pill.

... no, wait, that can't be it. *scratches head*

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[suaine.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes* Pope Palpatine strikes again!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

1. Stopping gay sex is just as important as saving the environment.
2. To save the environment, we have to stop using the pill.
3. Sex causes global warming.

... I'll figure this out eventually, I swear.

[suaine.livejournal.com]

5. Profit!

[smallcaps.livejournal.com]

1. Stopping gay sex is like saving the environment.
2. Birth control is bad for the environment.
3. Birth control is like gay sex.

I demand pill/condom porn IMMEDIATELY.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

re: 3 - Strike that, reverse it.

[smallcaps.livejournal.com]

Point.

Which means mpreg is a DIRTY LIE.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Not only that, it's doubly dangerous to the environment.

BLAH. PLANET DEAD FROM UNPROTECTED BUTTSEX.

[smallcaps.livejournal.com]

This gives whole new meaning to those demonic assbaby stories in SPN. :o

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Mpreg being a dirty lie would have it's silver lining. Namely, no mpreg fiction.

[kirana-44.livejournal.com]

hear, hear

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

actually, both are considered sodomy in the confessional...

[elohvee.livejournal.com]

Wha...?

[marag.livejournal.com]

Isn't asking the Pope to make any sense like asking Frank Miller to write about a woman who isn't a whore or a saint?

::coughs:: It's possible I have some Issues.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to tell anyone how to handle their sex life, not the least of which being because of my inexperience. So where the FUCK does an entire city of (theoretical) virgins get off?

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Well, nowhere, if they take the injunction against masturbation seriously.

...I'm so sorry.

[akamarykate.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*!

[faith21.livejournal.com]

I had the exact same thought.

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners..."

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I realized Frank had some issues when he had Vicki Vale, intrpid reporter, in her undies, in heels, on shag carpeting, in a glass walled apartment open to half of Gotham.

So many levels of wrong.

[marag.livejournal.com]

I didn't actually buy the book, but I saw a few scans and my brain nearly exploded from the many levels of wrong. Ugh.

[mylushreality.livejournal.com]

Bwah????

Seriously.. ??

*speechless*

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

So, I can still be gay as long as I reproduce? 'Cause, bring on the artifical insemination!

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I want to know the Vatican's opinion on straight people who choose not to multiply. Like me!

[akamarykate.livejournal.com]

Look, I don't even *know*.

I mean, I'm still technically one of them (Catholic), and I stopped listening a long, long time ago to anything they have to say about sex and birth control. Round about the time they decided people in Africa shouldn't use condoms, even to prevent AIDS. 'Cause Jesus would NOT be down with that.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Everytime I see the Pope, I just think about Anakin being brainwashed.

[lilacsigil.livejournal.com]

I'm gay and take the pill. OMG I'M SATAN! YAY!

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

I'm bisexual and take the pill.

Does that make me the antichrist? Or Judas, maybe?

[lilacsigil.livejournal.com]

You can be my Beelzebub. Or maybe the serpent. Ooh, or Mazikeen from Sandman!

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

SOLD!

[lothlorienbaby.livejournal.com]

Wait, men are infertile because women who use the pill pee? So the Pope wants women on the pill to stop peeing?