Jacked from just about everyone ...

[apocalypsos]

If my life was a fandom....

a. Who would the 'shippers pair me with?
b. Who would the slashers pair me with?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like OR who is mostly likely to be turned into Canon Sue?
d. When did I/when will I jump the shark?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.

Did you see on IMDb that Sean Astin's trying to get to direct the Fantastic Four movie? Aw, come on, movie studio, give a guy a chance.

And also, starting to read Dude, Where's My Country and watching Bush attempt to construct a coherent sentence during a State of the Union address on the same damn day makes you want to combine the two, go to the White House, and fling the book at his head. Two great tastes that royally piss you off, taste great together.

I think I need to go to the Holocaust museum this weekend just to remind myself what happens when a country writes bigotry onto the books.

Comments

[errantman.livejournal.com]

Bush? Construct a sentence? No. He doesn't construct sentences. His handlers give him sentences to read. What you saw was him struggling to meet the high standards for 3rd graders set by his legendary No Child Left Behind program. You know the one that leaves all the children behind.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Hey, it couldn't be worse than that Roger Corman version...

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

a. Who would the 'shippers pair me with?

You/Captain Asshat! BWAHAHAHA!

b. Who would the slashers pair me with?

You/Your laptop

c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like OR who is mostly likely to be turned into Canon Sue?

Your mum

d. When did I/when will I jump the shark?

Jump the shark? Me no know what that means.

e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.

There was lots and lots of hot sex and angst and death and people were very confused but in the end it all worked out.