Goddamn it.

[apocalypsos]

Otis puked on my jeans this morning.

He threw up on my CLOTHES.

Now, granted, it's not like I can't wash the jeans that he threw up on. And it's my fault for leaving them on the floor. But they're my new jeans, damn it, and the cat just spent the last two hours after he ate, ran into the bedroom, threw up on my jeans, and padded into the living room begging for my attention like he was the sweetest, most innocent, most polite cat around.

Or maybe all that meowing and purring was Cat for, "I puked on your pants. You're welcome!"

Either way, lousy start to the day.

Comments

[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

Well, that's the whole thing. They were your NEW jeans. He can't have you wearing them out of the house without making sure that every other animal in smelling distance knows that you're HIS. And he knows you really don't want him to pee on them.

YOU SHOULD BE THANKING HIM, YOU UNGRATEFUL WRETCH!

[kerri]

-facepalms- This is why I bolt awake whenever I hear one of my cats making those lovely pre-puking sounds, even though my best friend always thinks I'm nuts.

[budclare.livejournal.com]

At least you didn't step in it. Feeling it squish between your toes is much worse (especially when it's not even your damn cat).

[jacinthsong.livejournal.com]

...whilst I, as a (family) cat-owner, am deeply sympathetic, I initially read that as "threw up my clothes". The reality was far more mundane.

[hawklaw.livejournal.com]

I can top it. Apparently the bf and I were sleeping too soundly to hear one of the cats hock a hairball. We discovered the next morning during an ... inopportune moment. If I'd known which one it was...

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

mm. my cat did that the other day. but that's because i literally threw him off of my bed where he was trying to puke.

he landed halfway on my sister's dog too and then scampered over to ralph all over my jeans.

surprisingly, the dog only sat up and looked at the cat like "excuse you!" and did not rip his head off like i feared he would.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Could be worse. My cat puked in the middle of the hallway on Tuesday. I discovered it when I walked out of the bathroom. My day started with me flat on my ass, naked, and covered in cat puke. The good thing is that at that point, your day can only get better!