And a happy and shiny good morning to you!

[apocalypsos]

Somebody make my cat stop waking me up at seven every morning. *groans*

From Cracked:

8 TV Ads That Hate Women
7 Species That Get High More Than We Do

Fic rec: Keepsake by indysaur, a Wall-E J2 AU. Absolutely wonderful and sad and beautiful.

A gallery of Ann Curry's WTF-faces from her interview with Nadya Suleman. I continue to be surprised that she didn't slap her upside the head. Also, I have to find a link to the pictures that are going around of Suleman pre-plastic surgery and now. That sinking feeling you've got that she's trying to make herself an Angelina Jolie clone? There's a reason for that.

Who wants to see a three-week-old baby gorilla?

And now, feel better about the ones you love, thanks to this anecdote from Not Always Right:

Me: “Can i help you find something?”

Customer: “I want to get a Nintendo DS for my grandson.”

Me: “Alright, they’re $129. What color would you like?”

Customer: “They’re how much?! I love him, but not that much!”

EDIT: A quick head's-up to those of you participating in getyourwordsout ... they've just posted a list of the people who still haven't reported in with their January total and a few of you on ye olde friends list made the cut. If you can't recall if you reported in or not, head on over and double-check, mmm'kay? :)

Comments

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Those are the happiest elephants I have ever seen.

Also, in this case, I rather think the customer is right.

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

CRAP. *scampers* Thanks for the heads-up.