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apocalypsosVeto Corleone posted 15 Amazing Yearbook Photos of U.S. Politicians.
My reactions:
1. Obama got hotter with age.
2. Bush looks like he just stopped by to get his picture taken in between keggers.
3. Is it just me, or does Giuliani look like a more buff Peter Petrelli in that picture?
4. Bwahahaha, Gore looks like Christopher Reeve.
5. Pelosi looked a lot prettier than Palin did in high school.
6. Okay, that picture of Carter makes him look like a serial killer.
In response to that post, Hollywood Fail did 12 Amazing Celebrity Yearbook Photos.
My reactions:
1. Kelly Clarkson was too friggin' cute in high school. Look at that picture. Awwwww!
2. Renee Zellweger isn't squinting in that photo. Huh.
3. Those photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie make me want to write a story where they met in high school, and he was the popular jock, and she was the quiet moody Ally-Sheedy-in-Breakfast-Club girl who passed creative writing class and that was about it, and they have an awesomely awkward secret affair straight out of a never-filmed future season of My So-Called Life. (In that story, Jennifer Aniston is the sulky ex who tells everyone they're fucking under the bleachers to try and get Brad back, but fails miserably and is doomed to eat lunch for the rest of senior year with the incredibly unpopular kids who are starting a Spin Doctors tribute band. I really don't like her, have I mentioned that?)
... okay, so maybe my creative monkeys aren't entirely dead. Or something.
For the record, my yearbook picture was me in a little blue cocktail dress sitting next to my Himalayan. It was one of the few senior pictures that didn't look as if it had been taken in between classes as quickly as possible in the back of the computer lab.
My reactions:
1. Obama got hotter with age.
2. Bush looks like he just stopped by to get his picture taken in between keggers.
3. Is it just me, or does Giuliani look like a more buff Peter Petrelli in that picture?
4. Bwahahaha, Gore looks like Christopher Reeve.
5. Pelosi looked a lot prettier than Palin did in high school.
6. Okay, that picture of Carter makes him look like a serial killer.
In response to that post, Hollywood Fail did 12 Amazing Celebrity Yearbook Photos.
My reactions:
1. Kelly Clarkson was too friggin' cute in high school. Look at that picture. Awwwww!
2. Renee Zellweger isn't squinting in that photo. Huh.
3. Those photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie make me want to write a story where they met in high school, and he was the popular jock, and she was the quiet moody Ally-Sheedy-in-Breakfast-Club girl who passed creative writing class and that was about it, and they have an awesomely awkward secret affair straight out of a never-filmed future season of My So-Called Life. (In that story, Jennifer Aniston is the sulky ex who tells everyone they're fucking under the bleachers to try and get Brad back, but fails miserably and is doomed to eat lunch for the rest of senior year with the incredibly unpopular kids who are starting a Spin Doctors tribute band. I really don't like her, have I mentioned that?)
... okay, so maybe my creative monkeys aren't entirely dead. Or something.
For the record, my yearbook picture was me in a little blue cocktail dress sitting next to my Himalayan. It was one of the few senior pictures that didn't look as if it had been taken in between classes as quickly as possible in the back of the computer lab.
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Date: 2009-02-13 12:38 am (UTC)I am horrified to note that Dick Cheney was actually attractive at one point.
And Mike Huckabee's eyes go in different directions.
And George Bush looks like a slightly plucked younger brother of the Geico Caveman.
I'll have to scan and post my University of Idaho yearbook pics of Sarah Palin and me from 1987. No, we never met, but we're in the same yearbook.
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Date: 2009-02-13 12:45 am (UTC)Mike Huckabee looks like a pot dealer in that picture.
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Date: 2009-02-13 12:50 am (UTC)Well, my indifference toward her has morphed into active dislike ever since I found out she's attached to this. :-P
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Date: 2009-02-13 12:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-13 12:54 am (UTC)The More You Know
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Date: 2009-02-13 12:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-13 12:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-13 01:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-13 01:29 am (UTC)Surprised that Biden was good looking. Ditto Cheney. (Did I type that?)
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Date: 2009-02-13 01:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-13 01:59 am (UTC)I don't hate Jennifer Aniston, but I don't get her appeal at all. At all.
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Date: 2009-02-13 02:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-13 05:03 am (UTC)Personally I love Jennifer Aniston to bits and I hate that she's one of those women that Hollywood gets all condescending towards. "Aw, poor, female thing over 25 and unmarried. God knows she's got no chance at happiness now. Might as well just burn herself in a funeral pyre like a Hindu widow."
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Date: 2009-02-13 05:21 am (UTC)Cameron Diaz, on the other hand, scares the crap out of me. If her mouth was any wider, it'd flip the top of her head off to reveal an alien maw like a lamprey's mouth, studded with fangs in circular rows and a prehensile, tentacular tongue.
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Date: 2009-02-13 05:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-13 09:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-13 12:16 pm (UTC)Also, Hilary Clinton looked so cute as a high-schooler. She just looks very normal in a really nice way. Hmm.