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Feb. 13th, 2009 06:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosSpotted on Not Always Right, from someone working at a pizza place ...
(Everyone I work with knows I’m gay. A customer has just paid for her order.)
Customer: “Stop staring at my boobs!”
Me: “Huh?”
Customer: “You heard me!”
Me: “Lady, I was just counting the money you gave me.”
Customer: “No, you were staring at my boobs and pretending to count the money. Let me talk to your manager right now! I’m going to get you fired!”
(Before I can say anything, one of my male coworkers comes up behind me and wraps his arms around my chest.)
Coworker: “I’m the manager. Are you bothering my boyfriend?”
Customer: *takes her food and leaves*
Coworker’s girlfriend, to me: “Hey, wanna come over tonight?”
(Everyone I work with knows I’m gay. A customer has just paid for her order.)
Customer: “Stop staring at my boobs!”
Me: “Huh?”
Customer: “You heard me!”
Me: “Lady, I was just counting the money you gave me.”
Customer: “No, you were staring at my boobs and pretending to count the money. Let me talk to your manager right now! I’m going to get you fired!”
(Before I can say anything, one of my male coworkers comes up behind me and wraps his arms around my chest.)
Coworker: “I’m the manager. Are you bothering my boyfriend?”
Customer: *takes her food and leaves*
Coworker’s girlfriend, to me: “Hey, wanna come over tonight?”
