Bwahahahaha!

[apocalypsos]

Spotted on Not Always Right, from someone working at a pizza place ...

(Everyone I work with knows I’m gay. A customer has just paid for her order.)

Customer: “Stop staring at my boobs!”

Me: “Huh?”

Customer: “You heard me!”

Me: “Lady, I was just counting the money you gave me.”

Customer: “No, you were staring at my boobs and pretending to count the money. Let me talk to your manager right now! I’m going to get you fired!”

(Before I can say anything, one of my male coworkers comes up behind me and wraps his arms around my chest.)

Coworker: “I’m the manager. Are you bothering my boyfriend?”

Customer: *takes her food and leaves*

Coworker’s girlfriend, to me: “Hey, wanna come over tonight?”

Comments

[beanarie.livejournal.com]

Hahaha that's amazing. I'm loving these shitty customer stories that end in a supervisor/coworker choosing the abused employee over the deranged customer to the point where they actually goad them out the door.

[severus-falter.livejournal.com]

Haha! That is AWESOME. Pwnage. People need to stop being so conceited. Sounds like you have some good friends to work with.

[severus-falter.livejournal.com]

La, sounds like THEY have some good friends to work with.

[gweneiriol.livejournal.com]

hee hee!