apocalypsos | Ooo, lots of stuff ...

-- OMG SLUMDOG KIDS. OMG, MY OVARIES. *dies*
-- I was right, Frieda's dress is amazingly pretty. It's blue lace and it fits like a dream.
-- Everybody thinks Kate Winslet will win Best Actress. Kate, I love you, but I'm rooting for Anne.
-- Adult Salim is freaking HOT, you guys.
-- I'm not sure about Melissa Leo's hair but her dress is fantastic. Even though I'm not all that enamoured of the color.
-- Viola Davis is a hotass. Hot DAMN.
-- They're showing Taraji P. Henson's awesome necklace and dramatic dress. It's a striking color on her and fits perfectly.
-- Okay, look, Dev is the most adorable thing on the planet, but he looks EXACTLY like an Indian version of one of my cousins. And Anil is such a spazz. It's so funny seeing Dev and Frieda all adorable together and Anil bouncing around behind them all giddy and smiley at every awards show.
-- Oh, Ryan Seacrest, be more of an idiot. He's asking Frieda about her love life and how many guys must be asking her out. You dumbass, her boyfriend and she just broke up and now he's all over the press saying they broke up because of the movie.
-- He's not going to win but I'm just happy that Richard Jenkins is there. I always love seeing him in stuff. :)
-- Robert Pattinson is on the red carpet and unsurprisingly looks like he just rolled out of bed.
-- Oh, Heidi. Heidi Klum has her hair slicked back in that really unattractive style actresses do sometimes at these things and I really don't like the fit of that dress. Actually, now that I see it closer-up, what I really don't like is the neckline.
-- Danny Boyle is all excited and talking about how his daughter told him where to find Dev. That's awesome.
-- God, Viola Davis looks lovely. Her husband looks good, too, and really proud of his wife.
-- Hee! Taraji P. Henson looks like she's just thrilled to be there.
-- Oh, wow, Amy Adams's necklace-collar thing is amazing.
-- BWAHAHA! It's so crowded on the red carpet Heidi Klum is bouncing back and forth behind Seal trying to get to Ryan. And awwww, listen to Heidi say sweet things about her husband.