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Jan. 24th, 2004 07:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
That spot of skin right under my nose is so dry right now from blowing my nose that I'm pretty sure I could smooth down woodworking projects with it. Owie.
Oh, and I've said it before, and I'll say it again ... the next time I sit next to someone who keeps a constant "obvious commentary" of the movie I'm watching, they're getting their snacks shoved so far up their ass they'll be sneezing Milk Duds for a week. Yeah, that means you, monkey boy who sat next to me. I don't think the friend you came with needed "That's the police!" and "Ooo, she's going to shoot him!" even if he did look like he was a few talking animals short of a Disney movie.
And also, thank you for teaching that it is physically possible for someone sitting next to you to block your view of the screen simply by wearing the puffiest winter coat known to man.
EDIT: Wow. Way to be behind the times, pontiff.
SON OF EDIT: Anyone else want in?
Oh, and I've said it before, and I'll say it again ... the next time I sit next to someone who keeps a constant "obvious commentary" of the movie I'm watching, they're getting their snacks shoved so far up their ass they'll be sneezing Milk Duds for a week. Yeah, that means you, monkey boy who sat next to me. I don't think the friend you came with needed "That's the police!" and "Ooo, she's going to shoot him!" even if he did look like he was a few talking animals short of a Disney movie.
And also, thank you for teaching that it is physically possible for someone sitting next to you to block your view of the screen simply by wearing the puffiest winter coat known to man.
EDIT: Wow. Way to be behind the times, pontiff.
SON OF EDIT: Anyone else want in?