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Jan. 25th, 2004 12:13 amThey're playing '70s disaster movies all bloody night long. It's entirely possible I will have sex with the AMC programming department in the near future.
Did you know that after a violent airplane crash into the sea, your plane will sink in one piece without immediately spouting a dozen leaks due to crash damage? Irwin Allen, teach me more laws of physics, you magnificent bastard!
EDIT: Speaking of wild sex ... *user pounces on her friends list and shags like a fiend, then saves your life from crappy '70s special effects and performs a comic interpretation of Shelly Winters's classic death scene from "The Poseidon Adventure"*
There. Considering the '70s-disaster movie-related thematic pun has given up begging to be used and is now eating my head, did I rock your world? *innocent puppy-dog eyes*
Did you know that after a violent airplane crash into the sea, your plane will sink in one piece without immediately spouting a dozen leaks due to crash damage? Irwin Allen, teach me more laws of physics, you magnificent bastard!
EDIT: Speaking of wild sex ... *user pounces on her friends list and shags like a fiend, then saves your life from crappy '70s special effects and performs a comic interpretation of Shelly Winters's classic death scene from "The Poseidon Adventure"*
There. Considering the '70s-disaster movie-related thematic pun has given up begging to be used and is now eating my head, did I rock your world? *innocent puppy-dog eyes*