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[apocalypsos]

They're playing '70s disaster movies all bloody night long. It's entirely possible I will have sex with the AMC programming department in the near future.

Did you know that after a violent airplane crash into the sea, your plane will sink in one piece without immediately spouting a dozen leaks due to crash damage? Irwin Allen, teach me more laws of physics, you magnificent bastard!

EDIT: Speaking of wild sex ... *user pounces on her friends list and shags like a fiend, then saves your life from crappy '70s special effects and performs a comic interpretation of Shelly Winters's classic death scene from "The Poseidon Adventure"*

There. Considering the '70s-disaster movie-related thematic pun has given up begging to be used and is now eating my head, did I rock your world? *innocent puppy-dog eyes*

Comments

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Oh, baby, you always rock my world.

P.S. The novel version of 'Poseidon' is much, much more dark and horrible. I liked it

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, definitely. As much as I loved the movie, the fact that that annoying brat dies in the book gives me a happy.

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Wow... I don't even smoke, and I want a cigarette...