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Spotted on Not Always Right ...

(My coworker has just put together a very expensive PA System for the pastor of a church.)

Coworker: “Alright pastor, is there anything else I can get for you today?”

Pastor: “No… thank you. I’m very grateful for all your help. What is the price, son?”

Coworker: “Well, after all of the added items and sales tax, your total comes to $4,478.89.”

Pastor: “What!? Let me ask you this… what would JESUS pay for this?!”

Coworker: *without delay* “Sir, Jesus paid the ultimate price and died for your sins. Your total is still $4,478.89.”

(The pastor was not amused, but paid the full amount.)

Date: 2009-03-05 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] callmesyd.livejournal.com
Jesus would pay $4,478.89. ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT JESUS WOULD NOT TREAT SERVICEPEOPLE FAIRLYYYYYY?

Date: 2009-03-05 10:32 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] valerie
THIS.

Plus I'm sure "Render unto Ceasar..." could be tangentially applied to the situation as well.

Date: 2009-03-05 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] polydad.livejournal.com
Really, the pastor *should* be allowed to die for his own sins, also. *After* paying the bill.

Date: 2009-03-05 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brigidsblest.livejournal.com
*cracks up*

Date: 2009-03-06 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] looleebelle.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

That's fucking hilarious!!!

Date: 2009-03-06 01:36 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-03-06 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jldecker.livejournal.com
//dies// *

* - but not for pastor's tightwad sins.

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