Nice try, peaches.
Mar. 5th, 2009 03:27 pmSpotted on Not Always Right ...
(My coworker has just put together a very expensive PA System for the pastor of a church.)
Coworker: “Alright pastor, is there anything else I can get for you today?”
Pastor: “No… thank you. I’m very grateful for all your help. What is the price, son?”
Coworker: “Well, after all of the added items and sales tax, your total comes to $4,478.89.”
Pastor: “What!? Let me ask you this… what would JESUS pay for this?!”
Coworker: *without delay* “Sir, Jesus paid the ultimate price and died for your sins. Your total is still $4,478.89.”
(The pastor was not amused, but paid the full amount.)
(My coworker has just put together a very expensive PA System for the pastor of a church.)
Coworker: “Alright pastor, is there anything else I can get for you today?”
Pastor: “No… thank you. I’m very grateful for all your help. What is the price, son?”
Coworker: “Well, after all of the added items and sales tax, your total comes to $4,478.89.”
Pastor: “What!? Let me ask you this… what would JESUS pay for this?!”
Coworker: *without delay* “Sir, Jesus paid the ultimate price and died for your sins. Your total is still $4,478.89.”
(The pastor was not amused, but paid the full amount.)
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Date: 2009-03-05 09:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-05 10:32 pm (UTC)Plus I'm sure "Render unto Ceasar..." could be tangentially applied to the situation as well.
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Date: 2009-03-05 09:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-05 11:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-06 01:36 am (UTC)That's fucking hilarious!!!
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Date: 2009-03-06 01:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-06 01:52 am (UTC)* - but not for pastor's tightwad sins.