My mind, it is BOGGLED. It is UNO-ed, even.

[apocalypsos]

Never mind! I'm not worried about getting published anymore.

After all, if THIS can get published ... (NSFW)

EDIT: Also, here, have this ...

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Comments

[mercymydarling.livejournal.com]

"HER PUBES WAS A FIELD OF WHEAT" BWAHAHAHAHA

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

Wow. That was...wow.

[suaine.livejournal.com]

http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2009/03/05/review-knight-moves-by-jamaica-layne/

A lot of things get published, apparently, if you know the right people.

[stabeest.livejournal.com]

If a man ever compared my thighs to a schooner, there would be no sex ever.

I'm just sayin'.

[foenix.livejournal.com]

We need to find out who published those pages, and start bombarding them with our crappy but better stuff. =)

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's Mel the Ultra-Fangirl from Flight of the Conchords!

*goes to watch the actual clip*

[thenetwork.livejournal.com]

Ace Fantasy, uh? I'm gonna send them my gay werewolf novel. If they published *this*, they will publish that. Hell, I'm Raymond Carver compared to that guy.

[silveraspen]

... the anaconda's unknown hieroglyphic?

*COLLAPSES IN LAUGHING FIT*

[jamjar.livejournal.com]

Oh sure it's bad, but it's no "Saving her life. Fucking her in the ass."