At random ...

[apocalypsos]

-- I went to the dentist today to get the one tooth that still needs a crown worked on. That was ... uh, yeah. I'm never really that bothered by going to the dentist (pain, I can handle; bills, not so much), but that was a half-hour of poking and drilling and prodding I could have done without.

-- The cat is being an attention whore. More so than usual. That's not even mentioning that his response to begging me for lunch (which I never feed him, but gave him today because he was whining so much) was to wolf down the whole thing and throw it all up on the carpet right in front of me. Aw, thanks. *eyeroll*

-- Chuck Norris continues to lose his ever-lovin' mind.

-- Mad Men creator Matt Weiner's eight-year-old son Arlo dresses more awesomely than you ever will.

-- Remember that piece of terrifying published crap I linked to this morning? This is even more appalling, and profoundly NSFW. I have GOT to finish that last chapter tonight, you guys, that's all I'm sayin'.

-- 7 Badass Cartoon Villains Who Lost to Wimpy Heroes: One word in the title changed for being a little too ... well, Cracked.

-- Star Magazine is reporting that Bristol Palin broke it off with Levi Johnston. You know, if you care.

-- AV Club Q&A: What is the worst moviegoing experience you've had in another person's company? That would be the time the pushy guy I talked to at work (but was trying to avoid thanks to his obvious crush on me) who invited himself along to go see Spider-Man with me on opening weekend, showed up ten minutes late, and talked and laughed obnoxiously loud through the entire movie. God, what a douche.

Comments

[jjloa.livejournal.com]

wpw. That NSFW thing ... is probably the most hilariously bad thing I've read in ages. That was soooooo insanely bad that I'm still giggling.

Course, I doubt that was intended. Seriously? That's ... published? wow.

[sassygirl.livejournal.com]

Ew at icky dentist times!

Thank you so much for linking to Arlo's fashion show. I LOVE it, haha.

The Star magazine brings up a 404 link.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

'Disappointed Queeb Sound' is my new punk band name.

[slashfairy.livejournal.com]

chuck needs to dress better, and read more porn.

oh MAN, traveling harlot-girl's story... i wouldn't want to be a character in that writing for love nor money. just ewwwwww.

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

Wow, if a left-wing figure spoke like that, they'd hear the chop-chop-chop of the black helicopters faster than you can say "Fuck the Man." Good thing for Chuck Norris that he's a far-right nutjob, since they seem to have special dispensation for advocating armed rebellion against the government, which I'm pretty sure qualifies legally as treason.

[jldecker.livejournal.com]

RE: "Knight Moves"

o.0

...

"lady-softness"? REALLY?

I cry Engrish, yo. But the comments are to die for!

[jldecker.livejournal.com]

\o/ WIN!

[spiritof1976.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, bless Chuck Norris.

Still, he's needed in a way. ontd_political stopped being such compelling and hysterical reading after Sarah Palin fucked off back to Alaska. He'll do as a substitute to bring the LOLZ.

[modillian.livejournal.com]

That is the awesomest 8 year old ever. :DDDD So cute!