A friend came over to my house after hosing himself down with Axe.
As soon as he walked through the door, my face went >_q and I asked him what he had been rolling in. He proudly proclaimed that he was an Axe Man and asked me if I wanted to jump all over him yet.
I told him to get out. He thought I was joking. I WAS NOT.
Yes, I am a terrible hostess.
Date: 2009-03-12 03:55 am (UTC)As soon as he walked through the door, my face went >_q and I asked him what he had been rolling in. He proudly proclaimed that he was an Axe Man and asked me if I wanted to jump all over him yet.
I told him to get out. He thought I was joking. I WAS NOT.
He has been blessedly unscented ever since.