Stick Figure Clark Kent to the rescue!

[apocalypsos]

-- I've decided to take it as a good sign that there's a shot in the opening bit of SFCK walking in a runway show. Also, I'm very happy that he's working on his walk at home.

-- COVERING THEM IN CANDY. *flailyhands*

-- STFU, Branden, you sexist jerkoff.

-- Oh, Kerryn, you and me need to talk about our crushes on SFCK. We can commiserate and pat his wee head and then lick all of that chocolate off him.

-- Is it just me or does Gabriel always have at least partial wood during these shoots?

-- Salome and Mountaha are the prettiest girls, I think.

-- Aw, poor Colin. I want him to do WELL, but he needs, like, a massage or a hot bath or a blowjob or something. I'm going to end up writing fic where Kerryn drags him off somewhere to loosen him up and ... STICK FIGURE CLARK KENT MAKES ME WANT TO WRITE RPF HET WTF YOU GUYS.

-- God, look at Sandhurst move.

-- I'm starting to like Jordan, at least as a model.

-- Chris giving Shawn a manicure is, like, my gay Bravo reality zenith.

-- Okay, I really hate the blondes right now. I don't even like Branden and they topped his douchiness.

-- I want Salome's candy photo as an icon. I'll have to get that.

-- HEE! Love goofy, bouncy Sandhurst.

-- IF THAT'S MY TABBYCAT WHO JUST WALKED IN FOR THEIR MAKEOVERS I WILL FLIP MY SHIT.

-- *FLIPS MY SHIT*

-- HAHAHAHA! Oh, CJ. Calm the hell down. Brown hair is HOT AS FUCK. I adore dark hair over blond. I love dark-haired guys, and any bicurious tendencies I have are all over brunettes.

-- "Frankie didn't win, did he?" Aw, I wanna keep Jonathan.

-- I think every girl is going to have a crush on SFCK after a while. Heh.

-- Mountaha's Tabby-hair is my FAVORITE.

-- Tabby's right, CJ! That color will make your eyes pop. I'm iffy about the style but I adore the color.

-- "All I have to do is walk. Babies do it." That was the CUTEST LITTLE VOICE.

-- I love how they've all, like, adopted Colin like a puppy.

-- Branden and Sandhurst are my favorites. Damn Branden. I'm getting the impression he's going to become a Chad-level lovable-douche type and I'm going to end up loving the crap out of him.

-- You know, Colin is my perfect everyday guy I would know and want to date and actually have a chance with, whereas Jonathan and Sandhurst are both guys I would completely and totally lust after but have absolutely no chance with.

-- YAY! SFCK got props for the catwalk! Good for him!

-- God, CJ, be a little bitchier.

-- Gabriel bothers me, too. He's so damn stiff.

-- The more they show Jonathan, the more I'm reminded how much I want to climb him like a tree. (But I still want to keep Colin.)

-- UGH. I don't WANT to keep CJ.

-- Aw, Chris.

NEXT WEEK: Stick Figure Clark Kent is a wet noodle. Who is hanging out with Kerryn. That wet noodle thing might not last long that way. Also, everybody hates CJ. Also, water wet, sky blue.

Comments

[tigress35.livejournal.com]

At the beginning of the episode, I was worried that by spending so much time on interviewing and showing Colin that they were setting him up to be eliminated, especially when he went on about how he thought he would be.

But since he survived and appears to be improving, I suspect they're spending so much time on him because they're setting up a journey story with him. At least that's my hope!!!