I want a Bachelor's in Pastafarianism.

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A Texas legislator is waging a war of biblical proportions against the science and education communities in the Lone Star State as he fights for a bill that would allow a private school that teaches creationism to grant a Master of Science degree in the subject.

I still don't get what's supposed to be so bad about coming "from a salamander that crawled out of a swamp millions of years ago," as this guy says. Call me crazy, but a salamander would kind of be a step up from dirt and a bone.