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Nicole, take off that goddamn headband.

Al, cut off that stupid ponytail.

Sarah Jessica, you are not shocked you won, so quit stammering. Sheesh.

Date: 2004-01-25 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artemis-child.livejournal.com
Amen.
Amen.
And yes, Amen.
I'd like to know who decided to hire drunken monkeys to pick out the dresses this year. The only outfits I actually enjoyed were Queen Latifah's, Cate Blanchett's, Jennifer Anniston's (but she needs to quit wearing classic black all the time), Uma Thurman's, Charlize Theron's and Catherine Zeta Jones'. What was up with Sofia Coppola in the black sack and those icky flat shoes?

Also, regarding the Friends commercial that you mentioned in another post? I'm with you on the heaving. Please, no more Ross and Rachel.

Date: 2004-01-25 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
Queen Latifah's was the most beautiful, subtle shade of pink. That woman does classy right, and tonight, she managed to look so much better than a lot of actresses who didn't have her considerable attributes. (Or as I like to say it, "If I wear that dress, will my knockers look that big?" 'Cause I'm an idiot like that.)

Charlize Theron looked like a delicate, graceful angel. And I only saw "Monster" yesterday, so the mental contrast of the two physical incarnations in my head was just ... wow. Go, Charlize.

And Uma's dress? If I could have sex with a dress, that'd be the one. *swoon*

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