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Jan. 26th, 2004 10:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosYesterday, Deep Impact was on CBS. Now, Armageddon is on ABC.
Is this some weird way for the government to casually alert us to the oncoming threat of asteroid annihilation tomorrow night and have most of the population go, "There's another asteroid annihilation movie? Oh, come on!"
Oh, and I completely forgot Michael Clarke Duncan and Ben Affleck shared screen time in this. Hell, they were practically alone in that mooncar thingy. Well, Peter Stormare was there, but he was a killer in Fargo, so I'm sure he would have politely looked away while Michael and Ben entered a murder-suicide pact to save us all from Daredevil. Because that, my friends, was the real Armageddon. (Or at least, it felt that way in the theater. Until Jennifer Garner's breasts came on screen. Not that I was looking or anything, we just had a very nice conversation of Affleck cooties and how they felt so very skeeved.)
Is this some weird way for the government to casually alert us to the oncoming threat of asteroid annihilation tomorrow night and have most of the population go, "There's another asteroid annihilation movie? Oh, come on!"
Oh, and I completely forgot Michael Clarke Duncan and Ben Affleck shared screen time in this. Hell, they were practically alone in that mooncar thingy. Well, Peter Stormare was there, but he was a killer in Fargo, so I'm sure he would have politely looked away while Michael and Ben entered a murder-suicide pact to save us all from Daredevil. Because that, my friends, was the real Armageddon. (Or at least, it felt that way in the theater. Until Jennifer Garner's breasts came on screen. Not that I was looking or anything, we just had a very nice conversation of Affleck cooties and how they felt so very skeeved.)
