Today's Captain Asshat-isms ...
Jan. 27th, 2004 08:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosOn the Oscar nominations ... "None of these movies can be any good. I mean, weren't most of them in the movie theaters a week before they lost a bunch of money and got kicked back out again?"
On the acting nods ... "The only one that's a good performance is Johnny Depp, and I haven't even seen that one yet, either."
On Bill Murray's chances at winning Best Actor ... "If Bill Murray wins the Oscar, the apocalypse will be upon us. I liked him in 'What About Bob?', but he didn't get nominated for that. Hey, he did work with Richard Dreyfuss. Maybe that's why he got nominated."
On the type of movie that deserves to get nominated --- and remember, he dumped on LOTR ... "Hey, didn't you ever see 'Thinner'? That's a great movie!"
On the acting nods ... "The only one that's a good performance is Johnny Depp, and I haven't even seen that one yet, either."
On Bill Murray's chances at winning Best Actor ... "If Bill Murray wins the Oscar, the apocalypse will be upon us. I liked him in 'What About Bob?', but he didn't get nominated for that. Hey, he did work with Richard Dreyfuss. Maybe that's why he got nominated."
On the type of movie that deserves to get nominated --- and remember, he dumped on LOTR ... "Hey, didn't you ever see 'Thinner'? That's a great movie!"
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Date: 2004-01-28 09:04 pm (UTC)(it would be sooooo nice to help it along)