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[apocalypsos]

Well, here we go again ... yet another Pairing List That Ate Fandom, where all of your favorite characters are dumped into a blender and pureed to a fine ... okay, that's kind of a gross mental image.

So, anyway, how it works, for those out of the loop. You pick a pairing you like and call dibs. There's no time limit, but it's your pairing to write (unless you want to relinquish it later on) and you can write any version of it you wish (book, TV, movie, whatever).

The main rule is that the story must feature the pairing in a romantic relationship. I'm not saying that they should have sex, I'm just saying that at the end of the story, the reader should be having naughty mental images with two characters they never wanted to see together and loathe and despise you forever because of it.

So, away we go ... (I didn't write the fandom on a lot of these. Trust me, if you're in the fandoms, you should know the names.)

1. Chris (Charmed)/Crowley
2. Zhaan/Buttercup
3. Fry (Futurama)/Westley
4. Jayne (Firefly)/Sirius Black
5. Ben Grimm/Louise Beckett
6. Legolas/Dawn (The Office)
7. The Kurgan/Ororo Munroe
8. Leo Wyatt/Richie Ryan
9. Prince Humperdinck/Mary Camden
10. Magneto/Roxie Hart
11. Amanda (HL)/Kyle (Roswell)
12. Kronos/Lex Luthor
13. Rygel/Matt Camden
14. Brian (QAF)/Angel
15. Donna (West Wing)/David Brent
16. Isabel (Roswell)/Dana Scully
17. Harry Potter/Commodore Norrington
18. Neo/Jean-Claude
19. Gollum/Connor (Angel)
20. Sandman/Tim (The Office)
21. Jack Aubrey/Piper Halliwell
22. Psylocke/Morpheus (Matrix)
23. Dustin (PR)/Lindsey (Angel)
24. Pete Ross/Princess Leia
25. Captain America/Death (Sandman)
26. John Murdock/Skinner (XF)
27. Seth Cohen/Rubeus Hagrid
28. Aeryn Sun/Pete Wisdom
29. Charles Xavier/Sara (CSI)
30. Cordelia/Denethor
31. Jonathan Kent/Ami Jackson
32. Samwise Gamgee/Alec (Dark Angel)
33. Connor (HL)/Sue Richards
34. Tara Maclay/Warrick (CSI)
35. Bruce Wayne/Joey Tribbiani
36. Ross Gellar/Stewie (Family Guy)
37. Severus Snape/Diane (Jake 2.0)
38. Remus Lupin/Doggett (XF)
39. Pilot (Farscape)/Chandler Bing
40. Obi-Wan Kenobi/Rachel Green
41. Michael Guerin/Mina (LXG)
42. Nottingham (WB)/Gareth (The Office)
43. Phoebe Halliwell/Gil Grissom
44. Jean-Luc Picard/Hermione Granger
45. Joe Dawson/Luke Skywalker
46. Silas (HL)/Paige Matthews
47. Caspian (HL)/Beast
48. Aphrodite/Stephen Maturin
49. John Crichton/Nathaniel Algren
50. Duncan (HL)/Richard (Laurell K. Hamilton)
51. The Joker/Go-Go Yubari
52. Governor Swan/Liz (Roswell)
53. Ares/Agent Smith
54. Remy Lebeau/Winifred Burkle
55. Spock/Elizabeth Swan
56. Spike/Hudson (Aliens)
57. Nick (CSI)/Merry
58. Rupert Giles/Jed Bartlett
59. Pippin/Martha Kent
60. Hugh Fitzcairn/Wolverine
61. Scott Summers/Draco Malfoy
62. Johnny Storm/Anita Blake
63. Justin (QAF)/Andros (PR)
64. Iolaus/Sandy Cohen
65. Ryan (O.C.)/Lilah (Angel)
66. Ripley (Aliens)/Homer Simpson
67. Dr. Sam Beckett/Phoebe Buffay
68. Adam (TP)/Kitty Pryde
69. Cole (Charmed)/Vic Mackey
70. Warren Worthington/Kirsten Cohen
71. River (Firefly)/Allan Quatermaine
72. Ruthie Camden/Sark (Alias)
73. Maria (Roswell)/Faramir
74. Wesley Crusher/Megabyte (TP)
75. Arwen/Charlie Weasley
76. Jubilee/Count Rogo
77. Marissa (O.C.)/Maurice (HL)
78. Gloria (Misfits of Science)/Ron Weasley
79. Aziraphale/Professor McGonnagell
80. Anakin Skywalker/Doyle
81. Oz/Jabba the Hutt
82. Chloe Sullivan/Barbossa
83. Will Turner/Hercules
84. Peter Parker/Kaylee (Firefly)
85. Jean Grey/Johnny B (Misfits of Science) -- Wheee! I call dibs!
86. Elliot Stabler/Trinity
87. Cthulhu/Aragorn
88. Lorne/Fox Mulder
89. Gandalf/The Bride (Kill Bill)
90. Bill Weasley/Vasquez (Aliens)
91. Buffy Summers/C3PO
92. Lando Calrissian/Rogue
93. Vizzini/Chiana
94. Xena/Willow Rosenberg
95. Selina Kyle/Amidala
96. Captain Janeway/Han Solo
97. Josh (West Wing)/Ally McBeal
98. The Penguin/Ashley (PR)
99. Boromir/Kyle Duarte
100. Haldir/Lana Lang -- Hee! They can make S'mores and brush each other's hair to a glossy sheen and lament their lost loved ones! Oh, the fun!
101. Luke (O.C.)/Bobby Drake
102. Marge Simpson/Adrian Monk -- Someone write this. Please, I beg you.
103. Cassandra (HL)/Toby (West Wing)
104. Xander Harris/Captain Kirk
105. Eomer/Michael (Underworld)
106. Selene (Underworld)/Frodo
107. Velma Kelly/Jack Sparrow
108. Gabrielle (Xena)/Fezzik
109. Colossus (X-Men)/Sydney (Alias) -- God, I wish I knew Alias stuff so I could write this one ...
110. Max (Roswell)/Oliver (O.C.)
111. Kennedy (Buffy)/Ethan (QAF)
112. Dick Grayson/Summer (O.C.)
113. Northstar/Qui-Gon Jinn
114. Reed Richards/Lorelei Gilmore
115. Doctor Who/Eowyn
116. Charles Gunn/Catherine Willowes
117. Simon (Firefly)/Wyatt Halliwell

Okay, dibs ahoy! :)

Comments

[pretty-fish.livejournal.com]

27. Seth Cohen/Rubeus Hagrid

I just vomited a little.

[isabeau.livejournal.com]

*cracks the hell up*

I'm not sure which of these amuses me more; Harry Potter/Commodore Norrington, Gollum/Connor, Cordelia/Denethor, Cthulhu/Aragorn, Haldir/Lana Lang

Not that I'm writing any of them, mind; this isn't a dibs call. Just... heeeee.

[thornsilver]

This is very very evil. In fact, there is a hole to the hell dimention opening as I read this list aloud.

[mindset]

Joker/Go-Go. Ohmigod. I can't write this, but ohhhhh do I so want to read it.

[runcible.livejournal.com]

Ross Gellar/Stewie (Family Guy)
OH MY GOD CANNOT BREATHE. LOVE YOU.

[elorie.livejournal.com]

115. Doctor Who/Eowyn

Mmmmph. Erk.

I am sorely tempted...

Re:

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

So where did you say we were going, Doctor?

[ktmobile.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD:

Jean-Luc Picard/Hermione Granger
Ross Gellar/Stewie (Family Guy)
Buffy Summers/C3PO

I really want to see those written.

And this one just blows my mind: Cordelia/Denethor

Re:

[moshez.livejournal.com]

Dibs on Buffy/C3PO.
Just too cute. Plus, it's good for Buffy's cookie dough phase. (C3PO is a robot, and by the three laws, anything that'll please buffy will please him... :D)

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

oh dear GOD! Duncan/Richard? Two of the most sanctimonius pricks in all of fiction?
You're twisted and I love you for it.

replying to myself

[moshez.livejournal.com]

And I have Buffy/C3PO ready.
Where does one post stuff like that? [I'm somewhat reluctant to post it on my own lj...]

[mayatawi.livejournal.com]

1. Chris (Charmed)/Crowley
4. Jayne (Firefly)/Sirius Black

OMG SO PERFECT.

::dies::

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Dibs on 22.

And if nobody writes 51, I will be most upset.

Dibs!

[voleuse.livejournal.com]

28. Aeryn Sun/Pete Wisdom
65. Ryan (O.C.)/Lilah (Angel)
95. Selina Kyle/Amidala
107. Velma Kelly/Jack Sparrow

I'm going to hate myself in the morning.

Just commenting, not dibbing.

[leaveoutalltherest]

Kronos/Lex Luthor - Very good, yet very bad for the world.
Brian (QAF)/Angel - *drools* Can I watch?
Aeryn Sun/Pete Wisdom - Again, can I watch? *g*
Cordelia/Denethor - Well, that explains where Gondorians got their fashion sense from.
Duncan (HL)/Richard (Laurell K. Hamilton)Boyscouts of the World Unite!
Haldir/Lana Lang - *just dies*
Kennedy (Buffy)/Ethan (QAF) - That is....so wrong.

I think the Hellmouth just opened. *g*

Dibbies!

[roz-mcclure.livejournal.com]

10. Magneto/Roxie Hart
30. Cordelia/Denethor
79. Aziraphale/Professor McGonnagell
88. Lorne/Fox Mulder
92. Lando Calrissian/Rogue

Hate myself in the morning, indeed.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Hey, I think I got in first.

Number 22.

For your despair pleasure.

Dibs!

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Velma Kelly/Jack Sparrow

I don't know how, and I don't know why, but I'm gonna try this.

[cissa.livejournal.com]

I don't write fanfic. I don't read fanfic. And yet, if some of these are written I will HAVE to read them.

Genius!

[starfishchick]

Aziraphale/Professor McGonnagell

I have only just started reading Good Omens, so I don't feel I could write it myself, but dude! I can so see this working!!

Joker and GOGO Yubari....

[paladinnoir.livejournal.com]

I'll repost here when its done and you can read it in my LJ. That match be MINE Biznatches!

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[sabotabby]

Dude, that's a lot of hair.

DONE

[paladinnoir.livejournal.com]

Check it out on my LJ if you dare...

[fourteenlines.livejournal.com]

Dibs on:

6. Legolas/Dawn from The Office
39. Pilot/Chandler Bing (because I am clearly a masochist)
58. Rupert Giles/Jed Bartlett
72. Ruthie Camden/Sark (when you think about it, they have a lot in common...)

[chicklet25.livejournal.com]

OMG, these are hysterical!

101. Luke (O.C.)/Bobby Drake

How appropriate that Luke should get paired with one of the slashiest characters in X2. And Ryan and Lilah? Makes me wish I'd never sworn off writing.