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[apocalypsos]

Well, here we go again ... yet another Pairing List That Ate Fandom, where all of your favorite characters are dumped into a blender and pureed to a fine ... okay, that's kind of a gross mental image.

So, anyway, how it works, for those out of the loop. You pick a pairing you like and call dibs. There's no time limit, but it's your pairing to write (unless you want to relinquish it later on) and you can write any version of it you wish (book, TV, movie, whatever).

The main rule is that the story must feature the pairing in a romantic relationship. I'm not saying that they should have sex, I'm just saying that at the end of the story, the reader should be having naughty mental images with two characters they never wanted to see together and loathe and despise you forever because of it.

So, away we go ... (I didn't write the fandom on a lot of these. Trust me, if you're in the fandoms, you should know the names.)

1. Chris (Charmed)/Crowley
2. Zhaan/Buttercup
3. Fry (Futurama)/Westley
4. Jayne (Firefly)/Sirius Black
5. Ben Grimm/Louise Beckett
6. Legolas/Dawn (The Office)
7. The Kurgan/Ororo Munroe
8. Leo Wyatt/Richie Ryan
9. Prince Humperdinck/Mary Camden
10. Magneto/Roxie Hart
11. Amanda (HL)/Kyle (Roswell)
12. Kronos/Lex Luthor
13. Rygel/Matt Camden
14. Brian (QAF)/Angel
15. Donna (West Wing)/David Brent
16. Isabel (Roswell)/Dana Scully
17. Harry Potter/Commodore Norrington
18. Neo/Jean-Claude
19. Gollum/Connor (Angel)
20. Sandman/Tim (The Office)
21. Jack Aubrey/Piper Halliwell
22. Psylocke/Morpheus (Matrix)
23. Dustin (PR)/Lindsey (Angel)
24. Pete Ross/Princess Leia
25. Captain America/Death (Sandman)
26. John Murdock/Skinner (XF)
27. Seth Cohen/Rubeus Hagrid
28. Aeryn Sun/Pete Wisdom
29. Charles Xavier/Sara (CSI)
30. Cordelia/Denethor
31. Jonathan Kent/Ami Jackson
32. Samwise Gamgee/Alec (Dark Angel)
33. Connor (HL)/Sue Richards
34. Tara Maclay/Warrick (CSI)
35. Bruce Wayne/Joey Tribbiani
36. Ross Gellar/Stewie (Family Guy)
37. Severus Snape/Diane (Jake 2.0)
38. Remus Lupin/Doggett (XF)
39. Pilot (Farscape)/Chandler Bing
40. Obi-Wan Kenobi/Rachel Green
41. Michael Guerin/Mina (LXG)
42. Nottingham (WB)/Gareth (The Office)
43. Phoebe Halliwell/Gil Grissom
44. Jean-Luc Picard/Hermione Granger
45. Joe Dawson/Luke Skywalker
46. Silas (HL)/Paige Matthews
47. Caspian (HL)/Beast
48. Aphrodite/Stephen Maturin
49. John Crichton/Nathaniel Algren
50. Duncan (HL)/Richard (Laurell K. Hamilton)
51. The Joker/Go-Go Yubari
52. Governor Swan/Liz (Roswell)
53. Ares/Agent Smith
54. Remy Lebeau/Winifred Burkle
55. Spock/Elizabeth Swan
56. Spike/Hudson (Aliens)
57. Nick (CSI)/Merry
58. Rupert Giles/Jed Bartlett
59. Pippin/Martha Kent
60. Hugh Fitzcairn/Wolverine
61. Scott Summers/Draco Malfoy
62. Johnny Storm/Anita Blake
63. Justin (QAF)/Andros (PR)
64. Iolaus/Sandy Cohen
65. Ryan (O.C.)/Lilah (Angel)
66. Ripley (Aliens)/Homer Simpson
67. Dr. Sam Beckett/Phoebe Buffay
68. Adam (TP)/Kitty Pryde
69. Cole (Charmed)/Vic Mackey
70. Warren Worthington/Kirsten Cohen
71. River (Firefly)/Allan Quatermaine
72. Ruthie Camden/Sark (Alias)
73. Maria (Roswell)/Faramir
74. Wesley Crusher/Megabyte (TP)
75. Arwen/Charlie Weasley
76. Jubilee/Count Rogo
77. Marissa (O.C.)/Maurice (HL)
78. Gloria (Misfits of Science)/Ron Weasley
79. Aziraphale/Professor McGonnagell
80. Anakin Skywalker/Doyle
81. Oz/Jabba the Hutt
82. Chloe Sullivan/Barbossa
83. Will Turner/Hercules
84. Peter Parker/Kaylee (Firefly)
85. Jean Grey/Johnny B (Misfits of Science) -- Wheee! I call dibs!
86. Elliot Stabler/Trinity
87. Cthulhu/Aragorn
88. Lorne/Fox Mulder
89. Gandalf/The Bride (Kill Bill)
90. Bill Weasley/Vasquez (Aliens)
91. Buffy Summers/C3PO
92. Lando Calrissian/Rogue
93. Vizzini/Chiana
94. Xena/Willow Rosenberg
95. Selina Kyle/Amidala
96. Captain Janeway/Han Solo
97. Josh (West Wing)/Ally McBeal
98. The Penguin/Ashley (PR)
99. Boromir/Kyle Duarte
100. Haldir/Lana Lang -- Hee! They can make S'mores and brush each other's hair to a glossy sheen and lament their lost loved ones! Oh, the fun!
101. Luke (O.C.)/Bobby Drake
102. Marge Simpson/Adrian Monk -- Someone write this. Please, I beg you.
103. Cassandra (HL)/Toby (West Wing)
104. Xander Harris/Captain Kirk
105. Eomer/Michael (Underworld)
106. Selene (Underworld)/Frodo
107. Velma Kelly/Jack Sparrow
108. Gabrielle (Xena)/Fezzik
109. Colossus (X-Men)/Sydney (Alias) -- God, I wish I knew Alias stuff so I could write this one ...
110. Max (Roswell)/Oliver (O.C.)
111. Kennedy (Buffy)/Ethan (QAF)
112. Dick Grayson/Summer (O.C.)
113. Northstar/Qui-Gon Jinn
114. Reed Richards/Lorelei Gilmore
115. Doctor Who/Eowyn
116. Charles Gunn/Catherine Willowes
117. Simon (Firefly)/Wyatt Halliwell

Okay, dibs ahoy! :)

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[thornsilver]

This is very very evil. In fact, there is a hole to the hell dimention opening as I read this list aloud.