*spew* Yup, that's me, all right.

You represent... hope.
You're quite a daydreamer and can be a hopeless
romantic. You enjoy being creative and don't
mind being alone at times. You have goals, and
know what you want in life... even if they are
a little far fetched.


What feeling do you represent?
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You know, I just got done watching "Trading Spaces". Man, that new carpenter's a hottie. Mmmm ... tasty contracting goodness. Big feet and hands, too ... well, I guess something has to make up for the apparent lack of carpentry skills or personality.

Ooo, look! It's my icon dumping ground! Jeez, do I need a hobby or what? *g*

Compensating, are we?

So I'm in the parking lot at Price Chopper walking back to my car this afternoon, wearing a strappy tank top and a very tight skirt. Times like this, I get noticed by guys, but since I'm notoriously oblivious anyway, it's not like I usually catch it.

Except today, with the doo-rag wearing idiot in the car next to mine.

See, here's the thing. This is a guy that, on a normal day, might actually be kind of hot. But first off, he's wearing sunglasses, which, while understandable on a sunny day, are not necessary when it's cloudy out. If you're too "cool" to notice that the world has visibly dimmed all around you, I worry. I worry hard.

Secondly, the doo rag. Dude, you live in North-Eastern Pennsylvania. In cow country. Country, being the operative word. Combined with the thoroughly obnoxious hard-core rap you're playing, I feel like I should inform you that a.) I can safely assure you there's no ghetto here, b.) you are not in a gang, and c.) just in case you haven't noticed, you're incredibly white to be listening to something you can't sing along to without the PC police jumping you and dragging you into a dark alley.

And thirdly, the car. What the hell makes you think that itty bitty, Matchbox-sized silver compensation makes you such a freaking chick magnet? Schmuck boy, you know it's bad when you're parked next to one of those giant plastic car/shopping carts Price Chopper has and I can't tell which is bigger.

Let me help you out with a little car math here. The smaller the fancy sports car, the smaller I think your dick is. No exceptions to the rule, save for the Hummer, so named so that idiots like yourself will actually think women will give them to you if you're driving a car that makes it look like you invaded Baghdad and then drove back to Pennsylvania.

Jeez ... stupid people suck. (Which, as was said previously, is what Hummer owners are hoping for.)

This is just wrong. So very, very true, but wrong just the same.

You are Jubilee!

Though you may be young and inexperienced, you have
great potential and will someday become an
admirable figure. For that to happen, though,
you must overcome your juvenile belief system
and adopt a more mature view on life.


Which X-Men character are you most like?
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More annoyingly accurate quiz results ...

( ... but I'll be nice and lj-cut 'em this time. *g* )

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Dude, I just noticed I made metaquotes three times in two days. Woohoo! *user does happy dance* Yup, I'm the man. (Okay, I'm the cute, breasty man cursed with the wrong crotch parts, but still.)

P.S. Go check out alchemywizardry's wallpaper page. She's gotten into the same LJ-icon-makin' addiction as I have. *eg* I'm so totally stealing that "Harry ... Harry Potter" icon when I get the chance.