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Okay, so I didn't win the Powerball jackpot. But I think whoever did owes me a new car as a sort of "Oh, come on! She's giving you the puppy-dog eyes!" tax or something.

Also, saw PotC yesterday. Disney seriously should be handing out free packages of new women's underwear after the movie, 'cause daaaaaaamn. I wonder if requesting to curl up in Johnny Depp's lap and never, ever leaving would be considered strange. (Probably not quite as strange as my current determination to move into Orlando's pants permanently. The line forms to the right, ladies. I got here first, I get the good seat right up front. :))

Oh, and some chick from around here was caught almost trying to rob a bank yesterday (don't ask), which was funny for two reasons -- she was carrying a note that said, "I am robbery. You give me all you money," and her name was Miss Spell. No wonder I haven't seen the Irony Police all day long, they've been down at the Lackawanna County women's prison pointing and laughing hysterically.

I'd also like to add that I think it's horribly unfair to me that the idiots are now making their own jokes. Asshats blow.

Huh, that's an odd mental image for this time of the morning. (As if the line to occupy the more scenic parts of Orlando Bloom's pants wasn't weird enough. I keep wondering where he's hanging the ticket dispenser.)

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... which is what I think I'll call it when I heist quizzes from everybody else from now on in honor of Johnny Depp and his yummy pirate-y self. :)


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