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I'm so happy that regardless of heavy traffic and being driven by a misguided buffoon, at no time did my car give even the slightest hint of wanting to break down. Aw, sweet, sweet Paco. I think I need to arrange a romantic night for two with him, the finest motor oil money can buy, and a sexy red Porsche.

*cuddles Paco's steering column and molests his shift just to give him a little thrill*