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Is it wrong that I keep watching the scene in the Bootleg Eyeliner-Rum-And-Pirates Download That Dare Not Speak Its Name where Will enters the blacksmith's right before the swordfight and immediately runs over to stroke his ass simply for the childish mental image it gives me?

Yeah, thought so.

ARGH.

As if enough bad crap can't happen to me, my car got towed today.

Well, either that, or a really stupid car thief wanted to convince his friends he'd been in a demolition derby without actually being in one.

Well, either that, or it ran off in the middle of the night to join to the circus.

Well, either that, or it eloped in the middle of the night with the pickup truck that'd been parked next to it.

Any way you look at it, the damn car's still got a more of an active social life than I do. Of course, I'm not really a Corsican pimp named Paco, so there you go.

EDIT: Somebody tell me something to give me a happy, would you? Now I'm all depressed-like and I finished off the Smirnoff yesterday. (Yeah, I know. Stupid in retrospect, wasn't it?)