ARGH.

[apocalypsos]

As if enough bad crap can't happen to me, my car got towed today.

Well, either that, or a really stupid car thief wanted to convince his friends he'd been in a demolition derby without actually being in one.

Well, either that, or it ran off in the middle of the night to join to the circus.

Well, either that, or it eloped in the middle of the night with the pickup truck that'd been parked next to it.

Any way you look at it, the damn car's still got a more of an active social life than I do. Of course, I'm not really a Corsican pimp named Paco, so there you go.

EDIT: Somebody tell me something to give me a happy, would you? Now I'm all depressed-like and I finished off the Smirnoff yesterday. (Yeah, I know. Stupid in retrospect, wasn't it?)

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[lots42.livejournal.com]

Someone threw an egg at Ahnuld

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EDIT: Somebody tell me something to give me a happy, would you? Now I'm all depressed-like and I finished off the Smirnoff yesterday. (Yeah, I know. Stupid in retrospect, wasn't it?)


let's see, things the troll should be happy about . . .

1) you got a new teddy bear
2) you got new tennis shoes
3) it's almost halloween
4) you got lots of halloween lights
5) you got some yummy smelling candles
6) you aren't in Pennsylvania anymore
7) you have a copy of some rum drinking pirate on your puter that you can watch anytime you want
8) ogarish (or however the hell you spell it) - have you hugged your autopsy pics yet today?
9) fruity pebbles

I can think of more if you want 0:)

p.s. whisper says she's available for cuddles