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Hey, guys! Remember the list? Okay, so seeing as how I'm having a bit of writer's block with Chapter Four of "Lightness", I decided to try and kill the whole bloody list as quickly as possible. Who's with me?

Here's the ones I've gotten rid of so far ...

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( My very, very, very, VERY short fic-kills. )

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( What's left of the list, if anybody wants a crack at a fic-kill. )

What's say we chop this list down until there aren't any pairings left? Just short, quick, amusing deaths.

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( Weeee! I'm the Goddess of Porn! )

Yes, all bow before me, for I am the Goddess of ... um, while you're down there, would you mind --

Oh. Evidently not.

Oh, yeah. It's good to be the Goddess.

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Just got back from seeing "Lost in Translation". Dude, drop everything you're doing right now and see this movie.

See that icon right there? That's the solid truth. If Bill doesn't get at least nominated for Best Actor, I'm going to start feeding Academy members to rabid troops of angry squirrels.

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Note to the hair dye people ... look, some of us who dye our hair on a regular basis have hair that goes on longer than our shoulders. Not down to our ass, because then of course we would have the common sense enough to buy two kits. No, no ... mine goes just past my shoulders.

Which results in what's commonly referred to as "big fucking patches of hair that didn't get dyed and now stand out like Cameron Diaz at a Mensa convention".

Why not try bigger kits rather than expecting us to buy twenty kits each time? I'm sure there are others like myself who, just to be cautious, would order cement mixers filled with Light Auburn 44 to pump liberal amounts of dye into our bathtubs, just to be on the safe side.

Oh, and also ... Deep Red? Puh-leeze. I would appreciate it if it's all the same to you if you could tone it down just a tad. I do like my hair being red, but I would like it if people would desist from stopping as they pass me and putting out my hair with the nearest fire extinguisher.

EDIT: Oh, and Warner Brothers? You have a TV show called "Tarzan" that stars an underwear model. Why is there a costumer on this show again? 'Cause I can pretty much assure you, dressing that guy is not high on anyone's priority list.