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Aw, damn. My computer is about to die swiftly, as keys between F and J do not work anymore. Also, an ability to backspace is beyond me now. I deeply mourn my loss and look forward to payment from temporary employment company to obtain new computer equipment as my weekend draws near.

Fuck, to type in absence of keys between F and J is incredibly difficult. Karma better kiss my ass in well-deserved awe and drop a new computer into my lap, like yesterday.

Maybe loss of keys between F and J subtle clue from computer to refrain from friends list sexfests. Did you dirty people pass on some contraceptive computer virus and infect my most important fuckfest keys? Bastards, all of you.

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Wheeeeeeeeeee! I can't begin to describe the nasty monkey love for On-Screen Keyboard right now. *user Charlie Browns around the room in childish glee*

Tonight's shagfest is brought to you by the letters G and H and the number 69. And with that in mind ... *user pounces on her friends list and shags away, then respectfully gives noogies to everybody who got that Sesame Street reference, just 'cause she can give noogies now instead of nooies, whatever the hell they might be*

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Yay! I finally got mayatawi's pro-love icon up in my profile!

At least, I think I did. The last time I tried something like this, it worked twice and then ... nothin'. Bah.

Somebody be a dear and go look, would you? Before it makes a squeaky noise and dives to hide under the couch.

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My gift to you on this fine Marriage Protection Monday ...

VoteToImpeach.org

Tell a friend. Or two. Or three. Or several dozen.