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Ugh. Half of my bed is covered in clothes. It looks like I'm having a tawdry affair with the Laundry Monster.

Work was actually not half bad yesterday. Spent all day returning every package in the place that wasn't tied down, which meant no calling anyone. Of course, it also provoked the inevitable bad joke, "Well, aren't you the returning fool?"

Yes, and still champion. Now shut up.

Ooo, and did I mention? I bought a "Get Fuzzy" watch at Borders! *squees* Satchel's lugging around Bucky, and he looks pissed. It's so cute. :)

The downside is I have arms roughly the size of chopsticks, so until I can dig up a pointy object, it's more of an elbowwatch than a wristwatch. I'd probably have better luck wearing it as a belt or a headband, although I think that one would kind of defeat the purpose.

Also, listening to the "Halloween" theme song at four in the morning? Yeah, let's just add that to the list of things I won't be doing. *user is a huuuuuuge chicken*

EDIT: You know, I think I'm going to keep editing my "Everything You Needed to Know About Jake 2.0" post as the season progresses. It's never too late to try and convert the masses. *evil grin*

Random thought ...

You know, I think late October is the only time of year when an obnoxious red-orange Beetle doesn't look like a tragic accident at the Crayola factory next to the VW dealership.

EDIT: I'm trying to decide whether or not to see "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" tomorrow. The problem comes when I have to actually watch the movie.

Besides, I'm pretty sure I haven't done anything lately to warrant that kind of punishment.

They're still not killing off the entire cast of "Seventh Heaven", right?

Aw, nuts.

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Dear Hollywood,

Psycho. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Planet of the Apes.

Please stop remaking classic iconic movies of our childhood. I beg you. Try remaking crap. You know, something you might actually be able to improve.

I'm sure that if you put the time and effort into making something that was once lame better, you would do a hell of a lot better in the remake department.

You realize, of course, that Killer Klowns from Outer Space never won that Oscar.

Hint, hint.

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Tonight I shall leave out a token offering for the LJ Comment Email Fairy. I suppose I'll have to appeal to him with Cute Childhood Bait that tempts him on a personal level, much like Santa Claus with cookies and milk and shiny quarters with the Tooth Fairy.

Considering the LJ Comment Email Fairy's temperament of late, I was thinking Coors, cigarettes, and hard-core girl-on-girl porn. Sound right to you guys?