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Did a little friends list trimming. Just a few people ... trust me, it wasn't you. :)

And I can't talk about this now. I'm too sick to rant. I'll do it in a day or so, when I can sneeze without destroying major pieces of architecture.

Feeling a little homesick this morning ...

... so a little PA humor for me. (Since I'll probably be one of the few who gets some of these. ;))

How To Save Your Ass If You Plan To Visit Pennsylvania This Summer

Pennsylvania Jokes

Pennsylvania: The Real History *snerk*

Re: "Jerry 2.0"

Dear "Jake 2.0" writers,

Jake can have sex with Diane. He can have sex with the arms dealer chick or the hacker chick or Louise. He can have slashy love affairs with Kyle or the Jim Byrnes character or Antonio the dead mouse. Hell, if Diane opens the door to his apartment and finds him gleefully rodgering the Desk Lamp of True Love, I still will not care.

However, if Sarah ever, EVER puts her grubby, Coors-tainted lips anywhere near him, I will hunt you down and throw dead fish at you.

She has girl cooties. Big, bad girl cooties with severe cirrhosis. I just thought you should know that.

Sincerely,

Me

*headwall*

You know, I was going to rant about the whole Thalia situation, but sometimes, like today, I just need to bitch about ( work. )

Someone make the bad McFly stop. I beg you.

Can it just be Saturday already, please? At least if I can write, I can vent that way.

It's a horror story, somewhat. I could have him as a side character who gets eaten by the Easter Bunny.

Oh, I didn't just think that.

Oh, yes, I did. And I thought of a way it could actually work.

Bad brain! No porn!