Meme jacked from gamiila

( Hee. That was fun. )

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Hee! I called Sunnyvale, California yesterday at work! Okay, so it's not exactly the same, but I was bitterly disappointed that the person I was calling didn't say "Sunnydale Morgue -- you nail 'em, we impale 'em" or "Help me! He's eating my brains!" Not even when I asked her to.

Hmph. She must still be pissed her town blew up.

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Argh. Still haven't woken up one morning with telepathy or psychic abilities. Fuck. I could so use 'em these days. Along with teleportation and a purse that always contains the exact amount of money for me to pay for whatever I need to.

*headwall*

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Ooo, and did I mention? I almost brought a turtle home from work yesterday. Of course, it's not like I would have been able to keep him.

Besides, it's not like "But Mom, he followed me home!" works with turtles.