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Nov. 7th, 2003 05:31 pmI've decided that any story can be greatly improved by changing the ending to "And then donuts fell from the sky." Mmm. Oh, yeah.
Nov. 7th, 2003
Bored at work
Nov. 7th, 2003 06:28 pmI would give anything to see Johnny Depp make out with Hugh Jackman.
I think that has to do with me being so near-sighted, I'd have to sit on their laps to see it.
I think that has to do with me being so near-sighted, I'd have to sit on their laps to see it.
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Nov. 7th, 2003 07:43 pmYou know what toy I suddenly remembered from when I was a kid? That big Barbie doll from the shoulders up where you could style her hair and put on makeup and shit. Only Mattel could get away with selling the severed head of a supermodel on a platter to six-year-old girls.
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Nov. 7th, 2003 10:32 pmOh, yeah ... three Smirnoffs = drunk. You know, I'm lucky I'm a happy drunk. Otherwise, the loss of three whole Smirnoffs would be getting me down.
*user notes how long it took for her to type that*
Oh, I am definitely reaching the point where slamming my face into the keyboard is infinitely preferable to actually typing. And might presumably end up being more accurate.
*user notes how long it took for her to type that*
Oh, I am definitely reaching the point where slamming my face into the keyboard is infinitely preferable to actually typing. And might presumably end up being more accurate.