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Nov. 6th, 2003
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Nov. 6th, 2003 08:02 amAnybody up for the trailer for "Shrek 2"?
John Cleese, Julie Andrews, Rupert Everett and Antonio Banderas? Wheeeeeeee!
John Cleese, Julie Andrews, Rupert Everett and Antonio Banderas? Wheeeeeeee!
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Nov. 6th, 2003 09:47 pmI don't think I have to see Matrix Revolutions this weekend. Or, you know, at all. Completely disregarding the fact that I'm a little spoiler monkey and already know how it ends, it doesn't change the fact that the only way I'd be happy with the ending was if Agent Smith and Neo suddenly realized their adversarial relationship was really thinly veiled sexual dependency. Seems only fair, really, since any artificial intelligence that makes humans comfortable by putting them in leather pants and latex in their heads has to not only approve of a pairing like that, but be absolutely porn-a-rific as well.
The movie did make my brain go to a weird place today, because I was just sitting there working and I suddenly wondered how the machines made baby human batteries and I get this mental image of this cow-milking thingy and a turkey baster and WOW, look at the time! I was supposed to take that medication years ago.
Ooo, and they had a "Love, Actually" article in Entertainment Weekly about the cast. Every time I see that poster, my mind drifts over to their shared movie experiences past, present and future, and everything gets all funky-garbled. I just know I'm going to go see that movie and I'll keep expecting to see obtrusive Robin Hood references, a boy wizard, Renee Zellweger eating everything in sight to reach a normal weight, and Kate Winslet politely walking up to Emma Thompson and begging her to write a part for her into the movie.
The movie did make my brain go to a weird place today, because I was just sitting there working and I suddenly wondered how the machines made baby human batteries and I get this mental image of this cow-milking thingy and a turkey baster and WOW, look at the time! I was supposed to take that medication years ago.
Ooo, and they had a "Love, Actually" article in Entertainment Weekly about the cast. Every time I see that poster, my mind drifts over to their shared movie experiences past, present and future, and everything gets all funky-garbled. I just know I'm going to go see that movie and I'll keep expecting to see obtrusive Robin Hood references, a boy wizard, Renee Zellweger eating everything in sight to reach a normal weight, and Kate Winslet politely walking up to Emma Thompson and begging her to write a part for her into the movie.
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Nov. 6th, 2003 10:04 pmIs it wrong that every time I see the "Master and Commander" trailer, I keep expecting Jack Sparrow to wander in drunkenly from the sidelines, look at the ongoing action, and drawl, "Well, then, as long as you're blowing holes in my bloody ship, I'll just be off then ..."
EDIT: Jack made me change boat to ship. Don't ask what he did to make me do it. You don't want to know.
SON OF EDIT: It involved a peacock feather and rum flavoring. That's all I'm saying.
EDIT: Jack made me change boat to ship. Don't ask what he did to make me do it. You don't want to know.
SON OF EDIT: It involved a peacock feather and rum flavoring. That's all I'm saying.