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( Dear computer ... )

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( Dear A&E ... )

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( Dear Disney ... )

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( Dear new hair straightener ... )

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( Dear AlphaSmart ... )

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( Dear Michael Jackson fans around the world ... )

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( Dear Hilary Duff ... )

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My AlphaSmart got delivered! My AlphaSmart got delivered! Numfar, do the dance of delivered mail!

Quick question -- normal people don't get near-orgasmic over the arrival of mail, right?

Right. Just figured I'd ask. (And it's not like it's all mail. God knows I don't collapse in joyous fits over my credit card bills. Epileptic seizures, more like.)

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You have no idea how much I love to ride the bus on Mondays. There's a guy who waits for the bus before mine that looks exactly like the guy who plays Tarzan.

Then again, considering the status of the show, it probably is the guy who plays Tarzan.

Huh. If that's true, no one would miss him if I abducted him, right? Right?!

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They're releasing the Alien movies in a box set? Hmm. Why do I get the feeling that when you pop the Alien Resurrection disc into the DVD player, instead of the movie, you get "Hush" and "The Gift" preceded by a carefully worded apology from Joss Whedon?