Stupid laptop!
*troutwallops*
Let me upload my Jake/Rogue story, you electronic asshat!
I swear, if my parents buy me a computer for Christmas, I'm pulling an "Office Space" and sledgehammering your lazy, pathetic ass.
That's right. Tremble in fear, muthafucka --
*computer shuts down*
Aw, damn it. Evil fuckstick.
Oh, yeah, laptop. Just take in the icon and let the nightmares begin.