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Quick! Say the first silly thought that comes into your head!

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Dude, the LOTR fans must check out today's Foxtrot when it pops up on foxtrotfans. The stockings! The wreath! *dies*

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So. We got Saddam.

This is a good thing, because he is a mass-murdering fuckhead. Of course, he was definitely asking for it for not getting his sorry ass out of Dodge. What kind of an asshat is public enemy number one and hides in a basement in his freaking hometown? I don't know whether to smack him upside the head for being rock stupid and not going to Tahiti or the opposing forces for taking this long to find him.

Granted, it would have been hard to recognize him with that badger eating his face. Three-quarters of a million dollars in that basement with him and he couldn't send someone out to buy himself a disposable razor? He obviously had them buying him cheeseburgers, I don't see why a trip to the drugstore was such a stumper.

And if Blair and Bush come on CNN and pat themselves on the back in front of the world, I'm going to vomit. Unless both of them dressed up in fatigues, flew in special-like and rushed into that basement, I don't want to hear their shit. Especially considering if Bush will apparently dress up in fatigues and fly in special-like if it means shoveling turkey down the throats of guys who are actually brave enough to go in there and do the job. (I say this, of course, with the knowledge that I could never do their job, since I despise war, hate guns, freak out in stressful situations, and would probably lose a whole war by screwing up to Mr. Bean-esque proportions.)

Okay. Having said that ...

Now can we go find Osama?!

(It might be a good idea to check Saddam's beard for him. Seriously. I mean, I know it's the in-thing for desposed leaders to grow beards, but it looks like Saddam is prepping to play Santa, and that's an entirely new version of wrong.)

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This is the most fun I've had on a website in a while. Talk about childhood flashbacks. Wheeeeee!

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I love my friends list. That is all.

...

Well, except for this.

*user shags her friends list, then hangs back and watches cheesy eighties movies so that people on her friends list can pounce on and shag whomever else on her friends list they feel like shagging*

In other words, you now have my permission to have group sex with whomever else on my friends list you want to nail. I hereby declare today Friends List Orgy today. Free sex for everyone!

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Hey, look, I wrote another entry in minisinoo's powerswap challenge!

Why? Because it's fun, and because I can. So there. (Rated G.)

( An Eye For An Eye For An Eye For An Eye ... )

I don't know why, but I love this.

Seen on antiwar ...

so this means we won the war on terrorism right? -- joeshamo

(He's not serious, y'all, just so you know.)

*snerk*

Yes, yes it does. Now there will never, ever be terrorism again, ever. Yay, Bush!