A link courtesy of thebratqueen

Bush is yapping like an idiot about his gay marriage ban again, so go here and fax your congressman. And pass it on!

What I learned today

You cannot possibly be depressed after saying the word "flamingos" out loud. Particularly if you say it like a drunken Antonio Banderas.

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Watching an opposites-attract episode of "Maury" ...

Either Maury is acting (and badly at that), or he really is that incredibly stupid.

Yes, Maury, the fat guy is on the bottom. No, Maury, the goth guy does not worship Satan. No, Maury, the so-heavily-tattooed-he's-blue guy is not a Smurf.

*headwall*

Phone Post

[Bad username or site: trollprincess' phonepostid='11' / @ livejournal.com]

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( Lee Majors! Jake 2.0 spoilers )

Re: ROTK

You know, the intellectual part of my brain knows I will love it, and knows I will enjoy its storytelling and remarkable vision and characterizations, and also keeps reminding me that I swore I would read the books after I saw the final movie so that I would be able to see it without bias and that I need to pick up a copy of the whole thing this weekend.

Meanwhile, the fangirl part of my brain wants a copy with the centerfold of Dom, Karl, Viggo, and Orly bare-ass nekkid.

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That's it. I'm going to bed. It's the only way I can think of to stop sneezing that doesn't involve jamming Cheetos up my nose.

EDIT: I just got into bed and immediately sneezed eighteen times in a row. Seriously. I counted.

Ha, ha, lungs. Very funny.

SON OF EDIT: Post edited to remove the use of the word "lie," as it is far too late and I am far too sick to think so hard about grammatical conundrums I might actually get right if I weren't currently a poster child for the flu epidemic.