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I'd just like to say that I think it explains a lot about me that my favorite New Year's memory involved all of my relatives getting together as a family to get drunk and watch hard-core porn.

No, seriously.

You haven't lived until you've sat in a hottub with your great-uncle at midnight on New Year's and had him threaten to slip you tongue during the New Year's kiss.

Or at least, you haven't lived through the really, really, really, really, really, really bad nightmares.

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I'm really thinking of doing a post where I make up my own Academy Award nominations. As in, you know, I pick out my favorite performances all year and stuff. *sigh* I think I need a life or something.

I may go to the movies tomorrow. I really want to go see In America, even though I haven't seen Cold Mountain and feel like I should before any more awards come out. Of course, if watching the Cold Mountain trailer makes me want to slit my wrists, I imagine actually sitting through the movie will make me want to injest molten glass.

Captain Asshat

Oh, please don't tell me he didn't just refer to the new year as 2K4.

"You saw 2001:A Space Odyssey and 2010: The Odyssey Continues, and you didn't understand either one. NOW from producer Jerry Bruckheimer and starring Ben Affleck as the New Year's Baby, it's 2K4! More explosions! More half-naked chicks! And featuring a special appearance by Steve Buscemi as the month of November! It's 2K4 -- No one will be seated during the climactic Arbor Day scene!"

*dies laughing*