Random early-morning thought ...

Why do I get the impression getting rid of the Evil Bitch Laptop from the Fiery Depths of Hell is going to require a lengthy quest to Mount Doom with my trusty gardener at my side?

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Let me just say that I've been saying it out loud for weeks now, maybe months, but I wasn't sure I'd said it on here and I'd just like it stated for the record --

I pick the weekend the Democratic Party officially picks a candidate in the "When will we catch bin Ladin?" pool.

Okay, off to write my "Passion of the Christ" review.

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( My review of 'The Passion of the Christ', in which I blaspheme my ass into next Tuesday, notice the contact lenses, and hate on Mel Gibson. )