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The trailer for "Catwoman" is up! And I say this with all the excitement of someone who desperately wishes Mike and the 'bots were still on the job.

You know how bad the pictures are? Well, I figure I should warn you, as the trailer manages to both suck and blow and will, in fact, create a vacuum in your computer moniter that will swallow your entire office/bedroom/living room/whatever whole. So, you know ... nail your stuff down, 'cause that's just not pretty.

EDIT: octopedingenue! The new Spider-Man 2 trailer is up, too! It's not the best quality (it's obviously pirated) but the ending will kill you.

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( For those of you who wanted to know what the playlist for my Apocalypse soundtrack turned out to be ... )

EDIT: Volume 2 needs Pennywise's "Fight Till You Die". I can't believe I didn't put any punk on the first CD, and this one so counts.

EDIT: OMG, Chumbawumba did a updated-for-Iraq version of the Fixin' to Die Rag. *mind boggles* (Did I mention that they play kazoos?! It's sick that I think I love this song, really. Because of the kazoos and all.)

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John Kerry cited a Bible verse Sunday to criticize leaders who have "faith but has no deeds," prompting President Bush's spokesman to accuse Kerry of exploiting Scripture for a political attack.

Which leads to the inevitable question, "Do you think the White House dry cleaner knows all the best ways to wash hypocrisy out of a suit?"

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Jason Bateman as a dodgeball commentator. Rip Torn as a dodgeball trainer. Alan Tudyk in a pirate costume.

I theorize that with those qualifications alone, it is physically impossible for this movie to suck.

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So what does a person like me ask when she's reading this story and listening to her Symphony for Apocalypse CD?

I ask, "What picture would you put behind an icon with the caption 'Hi, I'm an apocalypse junkie! Are we all dead yet?'" 'Cause I'm thinking some adorably grinning young girl or something ...

(Yeah, I know. My mind works in mysterious ways.)

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I don't care if you've never seen a episode of "Smallville" and only know of it due to its overwhelming homoerotic subtext that's grown so large it's invading other shows.

'Cause even so, you all have to go read this right the fuck now.

*user goes back to giggling hysterically*