Anybody else up for a round of TGIF Movie Quotes Tag?

'Cause I sure as hell am.

You guys know the rules. No using IMDB to get the answers, only to help you out when posting your own quotes; only guess one quote; try not to use the same movie twice; and wait until you get the OK from the person who posted the quote you're guessing to post your three quotes.

( Enter only if you plan on not doing anything else for a while *maniacal cackle* ... )

EDIT: Oh, and feel free to come back to the top of the post to post your quotes when you get an answer right. It makes it easier for everybody else to see the newest entries.

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Accused Soldiers Didn't Know Geneva Rules -- As has already been said by doqz, bullshit. Jesus, I don't remember the Geneva rules, but I know well enough that doing what they did was wrong. And apparently, the Geneva Convention rules are pounded into your head during basic training. Hell, I can remember learning a pretty basic version of the Geneva Convention rules during my two semesters of military science in college, and that was an alternative to a health credit, for crying out loud.

Jackson Pleads Not Guilty to Molestation -- At this point, it's not Michael Jackson that creeps me out anymore. Yes, he's accused of some pretty heavy counts here, but I'm so used to it by now, I'm not even surprised. Is he guilty? Hell, I don't know. Sometimes, I think so ... sometimes, I don't. (Mostly, I think yes. But whatever.)

No, it's not Michael who creeps me out anymore, it's his more deluded fanbase. It's people like Oh-Woe-Is-Me-Ooooo, who, when I was telling the charges to another co-worker at work tonight, said, "Oh, I don't think he did it. I mean, he's famous." Famous?! Excuse me, you don't think he did what he's accused of because he's famous?!

Eh, I'm sorry, but that's the wrong answer. You get to think he's innocent because you don't believe the other person's side, or because you don't think all of the evidence holds up. He does not get a free pass on criminal charges because "he's famous." It's like Chris Rock said about OJ -- if Michael wasn't Michael Jackson, he wouldn't be Michael Jackson right now, he'd be Mike the creepy child-molesting bus driver.

EDIT: Bosslady just called me. At midnight on a Friday. To offer me six hours worth of overtime for two hours of work tomorrow. And she wasn't even drunk.

I'm pretty sure it was revenge for her getting pissed off at Bossman today, but I'd have to be fucking braindead to pass it up.

SON OF EDIT: I can just see it now. I'll be working on the next part of the Jubes/Elizabeth fic at the movies tomorrow just because I could use the overtime pay to buy more shit I don't need. Is there a rule against writing femslash before a showing of Mean Girls? You'd think it'd be required or something.