Anybody else up for a round of TGIF Movie Quotes Tag?

[apocalypsos]

'Cause I sure as hell am.

You guys know the rules. No using IMDB to get the answers, only to help you out when posting your own quotes; only guess one quote; try not to use the same movie twice; and wait until you get the OK from the person who posted the quote you're guessing to post your three quotes.


1. "It seems to me that the best way to hurt rich people is by making them poor." = Trading Places, guessed by altoidsaddict

2. "It seems you have discovered your unpleasant nature." = Dark City, guessed by dementia42

3. "Did you know pigs is as smart as dogs? It's true. I knew this guy in El Capitan who taught his pig to bark at strangers." = Young Guns, guessed by laurelin_kit

4. "Oh, man, if I wasn't stoned there is no way you would have talked me into this!" = Otu of Sight, guessed by ingole

5. Character 1: "This is between a waltz and a tango."
Character 2: "It's a wango?" = Princess Diaries, guessed by aint2nuts

6. "Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy." = Shrek, guessed by lil1pinay

7. "I'm having a birthday party, but you're not invited, but you can come if you want." = What's Eating Gilbert Grape, guessed by thejennabides

8. "Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring." = Big Fish, guessed by robyn_ma

9. "They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council." = Benny & Joon, guessed by avariel_wings

10. "Hey, I'll pay for pizza if you go get it."

SON OF EDIT: Okay, I'm posting three more because I got "Scrooged" right ...

11. "Turn on the heat. It doesn't work, but it makes a very annoying noise - distracts from the cold." = Long Kiss Goodnight, guessed by indigoskynet

12. "It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yech! " = Four Weddings and a Funeral, guessed by 3jane

13. "Your soul is dog shit. Every single thing about you is ugly."


EDIT: Oh, and feel free to come back to the top of the post to post your quotes when you get an answer right. It makes it easier for everybody else to see the newest entries.

Comments

[lil1pinay.livejournal.com]

6. Shrek! And yes she IS easy.

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

damnit!

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

6 is from Shreck

[altoidsaddict.livejournal.com]

1. Trading Places.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Right. Your turn.

[florahart]

1. Trading Places? Maybe?

I suck at this game.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

8. 'big fish'

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. Now you go.

[avariel-wings.livejournal.com]

9. Benny and Joon.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. Your turn. :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Nope, but you're close. *eg*

[aint2nuts.livejournal.com]

#5 Princess Diaries.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Better. ;) Now you go.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

*screams* NUMBER THREE IS YOUNG GUNS! Casey Siemasko playing Charlie Bowdre in Young Guns, speaking to Emilio Estevez as Billy the Kid!

SonotobsessedOMG.

*wishes for old YG icon*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. Now you go. :)

[thejennabides.livejournal.com]

It's been awhile since I've seen this, but I'm pretty sure #7 is Leonardo DiCaprio as Arnie Grape in What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. Now you go.

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

#2. Dark City, and I only know this because I just watched it. :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_redpanda_/]

DAMMIT! I was just about to pounce that one. *loves TP for quoting it*

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

11. "Turn on the heat. It doesn't work, but it makes a very annoying noise - distracts from the cold."

--Long Kiss Goodnight. Spoken by Samuel L. Jackson's character whose name I cannot remember. Who cares what his name was? It was Samuel L. Jackson!

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

he was mitch. :) my personal favorite sam jackson moment in the movie:

Geena: I'm leaving the country, Mitch. I need a fake passport and I need money, lots of it.

Sam: Well why didn't you say so? Hold on a minute while I pull that outta my ass.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

ok, reposting some of my quotes still unguessed, for ease of reference:

1. 'I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill him.'

2. 'Your mom ate my dog!' 'Not all of it.'

3. 'Is this the Cocksucker residence?'

4. 'They were jammies! They had Yodas an' shit on 'em!'

5. 'I was looking for some validation but I guess I came up short.'

6. 'He came to us for help. We set him on fire.'

7. 'I beat the shit out of some kids today, but it was for a purpose.'

8. 'If you're not going to kill me... I have things to do.'

9. 'My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have.'

10. 'Your mother'd be awful upset at me if she saw you doin' that.'
'I thought you were my mother.'

11. 'That damn airline better not fuck us on the shingle match.'

[aussie-nyc.livejournal.com]

7. Bad Santa

[lil1pinay.livejournal.com]

It might be easier if, when people post quotes after getting someone else's quotes right, to enter a subject title such as "TAG!" to let people know that the comment contains quotes for people to guess.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

*nods* this idea has promise. :)

Tag!

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

I earned mine here.


1)
"So, do you think your mom will come to the wedding?"
"I think she'd rather get rectal cancer."

2) "Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that ROCKS."

3) "This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again."

Re: Tag!

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

3. 'ghost world.' :)

Indigo's round

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

1. "Ok. First, get some contact lenses, cause those joints look like they could pick up cable. "

2. "He doesn't want you, because you're wicked and mean and evil. He wants me, because I'm nice, and sweet, and pure, so fuck off!"

3. "But, for the moment, there is sufficient cowardice, sloth and mendacity down there on Earth to last forever. "

Re: Indigo's round

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

ack...#2 is from a vampire movie that Jim Carrey was in, Once bitten I think?

ok!

[lil1pinay.livejournal.com]

What people haven't guessed yet:

1. Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You're fuckin' up the rotation.

2. What, did you take Stupid Pills this morning?

3.
- I want your motherfuckin' Daytons and your motherfuckin' stereo. And I'll take a double burger with cheese.
- What?
- Motherfucker, order my motherfuckin' food!

[3jane.livejournal.com]

#12 is from Four Weddings and a Funeral. Hugh Grant, during the famous wedding-dress-choosing scene.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Right. Your turn.

tag

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

(earned herein)

1. 'I think we should skip the whole courtship thing and just get married.'

2. 'You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore.'

3. 'You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?'

Re: tag

[thejennabides.livejournal.com]

#3 is, of course, Jeff Bridges (The Dude) in The Big Lebowski. :p

[thejennabides.livejournal.com]

Earned here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/trollprincess/288587.html?thread=2146379#t2146379).

1. "When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your face and get ready for a new day."

2. "Hey, let's not become friends, Jim. You could be dead tomorrow and I'd miss you too much."

3. "I knew a man once who said, 'Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.'"

[lil1pinay.livejournal.com]

3. Gladiator!

TAG

[aussie-nyc.livejournal.com]

1. That's bullshit. You just bullshitted NASA!

2. I'm gonna get us something from all four food groups: hamburgers, french fries, coffee and doughnuts.

3. I feel a lot more like I do now than I did when I got here.

Re: TAG

[aussie-nyc.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I earned it up there from robyn_ma for Bad Santa.

[thejennabides.livejournal.com]

Earned here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/trollprincess/288587.html?thread=2154571#t2154571).

1. "I will show you the life of the mind."

2. "You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it."

3. "Isn't it funny - you hear a phone ringing and it could be anybody. But a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it?"

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

1. 'barton fink'

[raindroproses.livejournal.com]

Earned here, yes yes.

1. "He'll keep calling me. He'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is, uh... this is ridiculous. Okay, I'll go. I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What--I'LL GO."

2. "It's Christmas?"
"Yeah--you didn't get the memo?"

3. "Hail to the chief; he's the one we all say 'Hail' to. We all say 'Hail' 'cause he keeps himself so clean! He's got the power, That's why he's in the shower..."

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

#1 is Ferris Bueller.

[lil1pinay.livejournal.com]

Earned here.

1. I work at Kentucky Fried Chicken. I sell biscuits and gravy all over the Southlands.

2. Your merciful God. He destroyed His own beloved, rather than let a mediocrity share in the smallest part of His glory.

3. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

[alejandrasophia.livejournal.com]

1. Grosse Point Blank

2. Amadeus

3. Willy Wonka

Tag!

[siegeofangels.livejournal.com]

Earned here. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/trollprincess/288587.html?thread=2150987#t2150987)

1. "If we play them ten times, they'll probably win nine. But not tonight."

2. "All I wanted to do was sail my boat, you know? Navigate by the stars . . . see dolphins race alongside, you know, maybe even kill a few of them."

3. "It's a trick. Get an axe."

Re: Tag!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

OOO! #1 is Miracle! *adores her cuddly Olympic hockey movie*