apocalypsos | Anybody else up for a round of TGIF Movie Quotes Tag?

'Cause I sure as hell am.

You guys know the rules. No using IMDB to get the answers, only to help you out when posting your own quotes; only guess one quote; try not to use the same movie twice; and wait until you get the OK from the person who posted the quote you're guessing to post your three quotes.

1. "It seems to me that the best way to hurt rich people is by making them poor." = Trading Places, guessed by

altoidsaddict

2. "It seems you have discovered your unpleasant nature." = Dark City, guessed by

dementia42

3. "Did you know pigs is as smart as dogs? It's true. I knew this guy in El Capitan who taught his pig to bark at strangers." = Young Guns, guessed by

laurelin_kit

4. "Oh, man, if I wasn't stoned there is no way you would have talked me into this!" = Otu of Sight, guessed by

ingole

5. Character 1: "This is between a waltz and a tango."
Character 2: "It's a wango?" = Princess Diaries, guessed by

aint2nuts

6. "Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy." = Shrek, guessed by

lil1pinay

7. "I'm having a birthday party, but you're not invited, but you can come if you want." = What's Eating Gilbert Grape, guessed by

thejennabides

8. "Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring." = Big Fish, guessed by

robyn_ma

9. "They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council." = Benny & Joon, guessed by

avariel_wings

10. "Hey, I'll pay for pizza if you go get it."

SON OF EDIT: Okay, I'm posting three more because I got "Scrooged" right ...

11. "Turn on the heat. It doesn't work, but it makes a very annoying noise - distracts from the cold." = Long Kiss Goodnight, guessed by

indigoskynet

12. "It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yech! " = Four Weddings and a Funeral, guessed by

3jane

13. "Your soul is dog shit. Every single thing about you is ugly."

EDIT: Oh, and feel free to come back to the top of the post to post your quotes when you get an answer right. It makes it easier for everybody else to see the newest entries.