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I should be able to bitch-slap just one person a week with no repercussions.

If so, that wench at the bank is going down.

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You guys watching the Rumsfeld stuff and talkin' about it amuses me to no end. So help a deprived girl out here and fill me in on what's up here.

"Hee! He's busted!" isn't doing it for me anymore. Details people. Pleeeease? *adorable puppy-dog eyes*

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Okay, I pick up on the little things, but when I read this article, this is what caught my eye.

Her family said Friday that she is four months pregnant with Graner's child.

I'm sorry. What?

I mean, it's none of our business whether she is pregnant or she isn't. And it honestly doesn't make me feel more sympathetic towards her, if that's what they were going for by saying that.

But here's the thing. Weren't those photos taken in January? 'Cause she's four months pregnant, which means she got pregnant in January, and the father is the soldier charged with her, and ...

Uh. My brain hurts.

Random thought while haunting IMDb

You know, considering the reviews of Van Helsing, I should probably call the theater before I go tomorrow and see if they'll let me in if I'm wearing a Gizmonics jumpsuit and carrying two snarky robots.

EDIT: Hey, people who make Skyy Sport ... no fair making your bottles such a very pretty blue and then making the labels so fucking difficult to peel off.